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alphabetical assets

A-to-Z terms for assorted "stash of cash" type holdings, such as:
bassets: How many fish ya caught (can also refer to how deep musical-notes ya can produce from yer audio system)
brassets: Da total number/amount of copper-alloy items dat ya possess
cassets: Da monetary holdings dat Silas Marner's friend Godfrey shared wif him to help wif Eppie's upbringing; could also refer to how many audio-tapes ya have
classets: Da students attending a particular grade in school
crassets: Da "reserve" of "non G-rated" remarks/actions dat ya are willing/able to perform
gassets: Da quantity of already-produced methane dat ya have "stockpiled" inside yer colon so dat ya can fart on demand
glassets: How many beakers, test tubes, bottles, goblets, etc., dat ya possess
grassets: Can refer to either how lush yer lawn is, or da quantity of cannabis dat ya presently have in yer "happy" stash
Additional examples of "alphabetical assets" include:
lassets: Da names in yer "little black book"
massets: Can refer to either (1) da total volume of bulk dat ya possess, or da total amount dat a Catholic church has accumulated from passing da collection plate
passets: Monetary resources dat ya either had handed to ya or acquired by visiting dat big city in Texas (i.e., "Ell Passo")
sassets: Da number of "juss flippin' yer switchiz" wisecracks dat ya have "on standby" to good-naturedly tease someone
TASSets: How much of yer investment-portfolio is tied up in Russian-news-agency stocks
by QuacksO October 28, 2025
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The Assets

The Assets are items of value owned by an individual or entity, which can be tangible (like cash, property, or equipment) or intangible (like patents, trademarks, or reputation). They can be further categorized as current (expected to be converted to cash within one year) or fixed/non-current (used for longer-term purposes). Assets are a fundamental part of financial statements, representing resources that can generate future economic benefits.
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Digital Transfer of assets

The right to transfer digital assets from one person to another is digital transfer of assets.
digital assets from one person to another is digital transfer of assets
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Asses to elbows

A very crowded establishment, typically a bar or a club.
Man, it was asses to elbows last night at the show.
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Asses Of Fire

A popular Canadian film that sparked the Canadian-American war, and caused the deaths of millions.
Asses of Fire may well be the second best movie ever made, right after Asses of Fire 2.
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Alternating Asses

A little known technique for fitting the max amount of people into the backseat of a car. If done properly, 4 maybe even 5 people will be able to comfortably ride in a 3 person backseat.

It consists of having the first person who gets in the back seat sitting with their ass either touching the backrest(as you would normally ride) or sitting with their ass as close to the edge of the seat(and as far from the backrest) as possible. From their, everyone alternates ass to front ass to back until you can't fit anymore people.

This is proven effective.
"Dude I don't know if I can give all of you a ride"-Guy 1

"It's chill we'll just sit with alternating asses and be good to go."-Guy 2
by alcanic April 26, 2009
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Assetry

A nonsensical, exaggerated situation, a rediculous series of events not unfolding in one's favor.
I slipped on my dog's mess he made on the floor, fell and split my head open on the counter. I've never experienced such assetry in my life.
by noahandmeagan March 28, 2015
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