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Danish Tent Assembly

The act of throwing a sheet over the erect penis of a man asleep on an Ikea futon.
We can't live in a studio apartment anymore. Last night when my mom stopped by, a quick Danish Tent Assembly was necessary.
by FordLimbo March 14, 2011
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Day 4 Assembly

A period when people stand and clap for 30 minutes non-stop
“What are they doing? They kept clapping. Oh, it's the Day 4 Assembly
by novalinhorat October 15, 2023
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Full Assembly

The sexual act when both a penis and the testicals are inserted into the vagina
I tried the full assembly but I failed cause she was too tight.
by Yoyo Maaaaa March 30, 2006
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scrotal assembly

collective reference to the scrotum and all the goodies contained therein (testicles, vas deferens, etc.)
The appearance of the scrotal assembly evolved for use as bait.
by GabrielSix March 29, 2005
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Lancaster Assembly

An exclusive party held once per year in December at the Lancaster Country Club to debut select young women of society, the Debutantes. Membership in "The Assembly", as it is referred, is made up of affluent people of high status in the Lancaster community. It would be incredibly rare to see someone who is not white even attending the party (and certainly not debuting). The dress code is white tie (tails for men) and floor length gowns and kidskin gloves (for both women AND men). To be invited, one must already be ingrained in this very elite crowd so there is no hope for common people. People go every year, often parents and their 21 year old children who all get very inebriated and kiss each other on the cheeks. The Assembly was started by President James Buchanan as the Lancaster Assembly in 1780. As WASPy as it gets.
"Are you going to the Lancaster Assembly this year?"

"Of course, darling! I go every year!"
by lancgurl2 December 18, 2012
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Russian assembly line

The act that occurs when a man who is having doggie-style sex with a woman, is fed by a third party in the room.
He took part in a Russian assembly line last night when he was fucking the girl while his buddy hand-fed him cookies
by FantasticSam December 11, 2010
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Scottsdale Slut Assembly

A group of mostly blonde, big breasted, stupid, stuck up, materialistic Scottsdale bitches all together for a night out on the town...

Usually a group of 2-5 sluts, wearing skimpy hooker clothes and matching heels, they spent about 150 dollars on a spray tan and manicure just to go out that night. They flirt with every stupid bro-douchebag in the bar or club and act dumb so they will get drinks for free. When the music gets loud, they are the first ones you see dancing on a table screaming and swinging their purse, and they are the first ones to fall off and chip a tooth.

More often than not, one of the sluts in the group will get upset and emotional because of a text from her old boyfriend, and proceed to get more drunk, and possibly start a catfight. When the night is over at 3am, they stumble out of the bar tripping on their 5 inch heels, screaming "Wooo!" and at least one of them will go home with a stranger.
Guy 1: "Hey look at those chicks, they look slutty dude

Guy 2: "Ohh yah, thats a Scottsdale Slut Assembly, you can tell by the glare of silver dresses and heels"
by LeeLaBadass July 27, 2011
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