asston

Also known as assload, an asston is actually a generic and undefined measure of capacity used when the amount is deemed excessive.

This is one asston of beer for two people to drink.

by RabidWeasel February 17, 2006

assdog

To place your penis between the buttocks of another male/female for the purposes of imitating a "Hot Dog".

Hey guys, I'm totally gonna give Donna an assdog tonight.

by JmBd February 28, 2008

asscone

an emoticon made when a "<" and a "3" are combined to form a sideways heart, used to express one's love for another. The result appears to be a cone covered with an ass.

I asscone my family a whole lot.

by Me December 9, 2004

assdonger

An asshole or a person that is acting rudely. A complete douchebag.

"Kanye West was such an assdonger at the VMA's!"

by HannahHuzzah October 6, 2009

assron

When you can't figure out if someone is an asshole, or a moron, you call them an assron.

From Slashdot:


Re:Can a String Theorist? (Score:3, Funny)
by Free the Cowards (1280296) Alter Relationship on Tuesday August 19, @05:01AM (#24654613)

So, I'm having trouble figuring this out, and would appreciate some help. Are you an asshole, or just a moron?


Re:Can a String Theorist? (Score:5, Funny)
by Xiaran (836924) Alter Relationship on Tuesday August 19, @07:57AM (#24655399)

Maybe he's a "morhole" or an "assron"... I wanna be an assron.

by ma11achy_me October 12, 2008

assmongler

a dumbass piece of shit that cant tell right from wrong and is usally an annoying ass kissing scum bag with fruit cake like characheristics.

or a sexist midle aged male that slaps asses constantly

whow cotton from king of the hill is one awsome assmongler

by juancarlos December 28, 2005

assmongrels

One who clings to the buttocks of another; Derogatory term for an unsavory person who is quite fond of the anus.

Those old coots were just a bunch of assmongrels.
He's an assmongrol

by the poopsmith July 9, 2003