ass cream

/noun/ slang term for the medicated ointment used in treating hemorrhoids; called so because it is applied to the anal orifice

Where did I put my ass cream? My hemorrhoids are killing me!

by Silky Smooth November 14, 2003

assream

to dickle your ding-dong inside someone's a-hole

Dude stop assreaming me, I'm chaffing!

by mopo September 9, 2004

Ass cream

A white pastey discharge from the anus that occurs during intense sexual possitions. The discharge is caused by a fault in the kidney know as "kidneyitus". The cream is/can be injested by the owners friend/partner/relative as a substance that increases fertility. The cream is similar to that which is placed on deserts which, minus the taste, is fucking disgusting.

"I was having bondage with my sister last night."
"Doesn't she have kidneyitus?"
"Did she..?"
"Yes. Ass creamed all over my face."
"Dad...thats fucking disgusting."

by Lindley August 1, 2006

Ass Cream Sandwhich

When you put whipped cream on a girls ass crack and then proceed to eat it.

Greg put whipped cream on Amber's ass crack and ate it all! It was an Ass Cream Sandwhich!

by Nuttcasepdx January 2, 2010

ass cream

medicine for hemorroids

I went through 16 tubes of ass cream

by Da Nasty One November 11, 2004

ass cream

Ice Cream , mostly the soft vanilla type

Yall pass da ass cream?

by Kafus Maximus January 29, 2007

Ass Cream

When someone cums inside of an asshole and it seeps out, resembling cream.

My girlfriend had some mad ass cream after the third anal of the week.

by ILLCREAMONYOU July 19, 2015