ass blasting bitcheloid

someone. who blasts that ass real good. but is a complete n udder bitch.

"Jeert is an ass. and a bitch. but he blast my ass from the passt"
"Then he's an ass blasting bitcheloid."

by SleeepyCatt December 5, 2017

Ass blasting

Ass blasting (verb), is the act of going up to someone and giving that person something that was coming their way. It could be anything, as long as they had it coming.

"Hey I'm going to be upfront, we're going to have anal sex."
"Are you ass blasting me right now? I've had this romantic night of butt fucking heading my way for days."
"Yeah, and you're welcome."

by Swooby Booby September 8, 2018

Ass blasting

Pretty Simple, when a man shoots a massive skeet during anal intercourse.

"I was ass blasting that bitch last night!"

by CheekyDogz69 August 1, 2018

Assboating

When someone sticks their face in between your ass cheeks as you make a vigorous, vibrating "brrr" sound with their lips.

Mike saw a naked Tim lean over to pick something up and launched a sexy surprise assboating attack.

Ken ended up accidentally assboating his girlfriend when they were picking up their clothing off the floor after sex.

by MissLynx September 2, 2013

asscasting

When someone as talking to you as if something has already happened, or will be happening in a certain way. A cross between assuming and forecasting that generally is negative or ominous doom and gloom.

My husband was telling me something, and like always, I had to clarify if it was something that had actually happened, or if he was asscasting again.

by ReesterBunny June 16, 2016

Ass-Blasting Bitcheloid

A word that gave me cholera

Ur an ass-blasting bitcheloid

by Grevylags April 7, 2020