Assamassadopholus

Assamassadopholus is anything the user wants it to be, or means anything the user wants it to mean.

ie: its a replacement word for absoltely anything that would be of benifit to you, the user

its pretty much a lifesaver, and the single most important word in the entire universe

Teacher: whats the name of the 5th planet out from the sun?

Student: umm, assamassadopholus

Teacher: no, the answer is Jupiter

Student: thats what assamassadopholus means!

by Layles February 24, 2009

assalanche

First defined in NASIOC's Off Topic forum by Kaiser as the slow, crampy, painful, and excruciatingly long build-up of poo in one's bowels, which finally reaches a breaking point and results in a massive avalanche of crap being explosively expelled from one's ass. Hence, assalanche.

Zeke sat miserably on the toilet for 30 mins with bad stomach cramps -- a half hour cycle of cramping and loosening and cramping and loosening tearing at his abdomen. But, frustratingly, no poo was shat. He suffered wave after wave of pain...until, finally, that last little snowflake fluttered down on 500 billion tons of brown snow. The assalanche came without warning, and it was fierce. Many people in Toiletville were caught unaware and perished in a 100mph rush of furious poo.

by Zeke Brown June 10, 2007

Assula

Ass + spatula. This is the spatula your mom used to beat your ass with when you were bad. Usually large enough to flip a 12" pancake, and strong enough withstand a 300 degree flame. Often contained a homing device so when you broke something in the house and went to hide the assula before your mom found the broken item, your mom could always find it to come beat some ass.

My mom was so proud of her assula that she had it bronzed.

I still have nightmares of my mother running down the hallway at me, assula in hand.

by -hef- November 10, 2009

Ashala

Ashala is a girl who is amazing and a great friend she is nice and funny bad ass at some times and always full of love no matter what the situation is she will love you until she dies and see's the good in everyone and thing if you find this girl keep her you will love her if not you are crazy asf she has a heart of gold but cross her and she will cut you off she might forgive you but she will never forget. Ashala's trust is easy to break but she is a very dependable person to have around she will support you no matter what your choice is if Ashala believes you will never betray her so find Ashala and keep her around.

Damn thats Ashala she fine asf.
Oop She's so friendly,Ohh thats Ashala

by Aceeyyy April 14, 2019

Assal

Assal is a short girl she is Middle Eastern thick in the ass and tits very nice and sweet girl one of the funniest people you will ever meet she has low temper don’t mess with her head 🥰

Assal is a Middle Eastern girl

by Ayrib December 2, 2020

assblasted

1.To get dominated, owned, or rocked by some unfortunate, overwhelming event, action, or person.

2. To dominate, own, or rock someone or something.

Synonymous with "you got served."

The quarterback got assblasted by the lineman's ferocious sack.

by IS SKYE January 5, 2005

Assata

She's a person with an amazing attitude. No matter how hard things is she finds away. She always puts everyone before her no matter what. Shes beautiful with a lot of attitude get you someone like Assata.

Assata is one of a kind thats why people barely know girls with the name Assata.

by kelly brooks bobbie March 14, 2017