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assuage

To lessen, to dull, to decrease.
TJ Howard pops pills to assuage the pain of knowing he has a tiny penis.
by Santas_On_A_Rampage March 12, 2005
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Julian Assange

Australian born, founder of Wikileaks
accused of cyber-terrorism and treason against US (he is Australian)
the man did nothing wrong unless one thinks exposing the unethical acts politicians and businessmen have engaged in behind closed doors
now before you hate on Julian Assange
consider this quote

"Liberty cannot be persevered without the general knowledge among the people, who have.. a right, an indisputable, inalienable... right to that most dreaded and envied kind of knowledge, that is the character and conduct of their rulers"

-John Adams
by donthate123 March 30, 2011
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assange

To have sex with a consenting partner in the morning hours without a condom and later be accused of sexual violation aka "sex by surprise"
Damn, this morning when we were spooning after a night of great sex, Matt assanged me. He is a terrorist and should be hunted down and assassinated!!
by half japanese girl December 4, 2010
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assmageddon

Assmageddon - when you drink 500ml of Prune Juice straight, you empty you bowel 30 minutes later in a single delivery.
Bro! Clean the toilet! It’s like an assmageddon in there!
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Rusty Assange

Drew fell asleep on the couch at the party. When she woke up, Ty was giving her a rusty assange!
by BadHorse47 December 22, 2010
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Julian Assange

Founder of WikiLeaks. Prolific Publisher of War Crimes, Human Rights Violations, etc. Persecuted by Satan 👺 and his minions.

He is currently serving time in solitary confinement at Belmarsh Prision, London, United Kingdom 🇬🇧. Awaiting extradition to the US 🇺🇸 for exclusively publishing only truth.
“Truth is treason in the empire of lies

~ Ron Paul 🕊

“If wars can be started by lies, peace can be started by truth.”

~ Julian Assange 🕊

“Nearly every war that has started in the past 50 years has been a result of media lies.”

~ Julian Assange 🕊

The pen is mightier than the sword”

~ Edward Bulwer-Lytton ✍️
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Julian Assange

A man accused of terrorism and endangering world peace while he is only standing up to corrupt world governments and corporations by exposing unethical acts they have engaged in

He is not afraid to tell the world the truth, and believes people have the right to know what government and corporations are up to behind closed doors
Julian Assange is NOT a terrorist, even though ignorant morons (predominantly Americans) think so, and some are calling for his death for defying the Patriot ACT
by RustlingJimmies February 26, 2011
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