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AssCreed

Typically referring to those who practice in the art of pairing two male Assassin's Creed characters together, and proceeding to screw each other in a timely and hardcore fashion. Most common among this categorical subject would be the aggressive couple of Malik / Altair -viceversa- and/or Ezio /Leonardo. This also can contain the much more sparse pairings (Known as 'Crack Pairings') such as Robert /Altair, or even Ezio/ Feathers .
I am bored, Let's AssCreed
by AssCreed Assassin November 5, 2010
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Asscrete

When using the restroom-even the toilet bowl water can't wash away the evidence
Man, even a wire toilet brush won't get that asscrete off.
by demon succubus October 17, 2008
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Asscream

When a man inserts his penis into a partner's butthole and adds the "chocolate shell", comes back out and adds the recieving partner's favorite icecream sauce to the man's penis. Then, the recieving partner sucks and licks everything off of the penis. This goes on repeatedly. Every new addition of "chocolate shell" is called "getting a scoop".
Guy1: "So what happened to that chick you picked up?"

Guy2: "I took her to my place to get some asscream."

Guy1: "Her breath must smell like chocolate shit."
by LOL~WUT November 22, 2011
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assacheekqua

A word first used by the characters “Siphyl and Ollie” from the hit 1998 MTV show of the same name starring two sock puppets and their various sock puppet friends and foes. The word is the name of a fictional American civil war battle in which a soldier mooned the opposition. The word is used to describe a town, city, or place in a rural or distant area which you do not remember the name, or the name of it is not important. Context of the word is usually sarcastic or crass.
A: Where is this place?
B: I dunno, probably way out there in assacheekqua.
by Paramecium July 25, 2004
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Assarectomy

To place ones foot in another's ass
Yo bro if you don't stop fucking with me imma give you a assarectomy
by Yace27 October 7, 2016
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Asscrevishair

My neighbor is an asscrevishair
by Karan1 March 18, 2021
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