Ass-blasted

When a big basketball players proceeds to body the hell out of you by dunking on you or making you look silly.

You can use it by saying “get totally ass-blasted” it can be used generally or for specific players like biceps giannis or David badass Robinson.

by Mickey.thanos.boy April 16, 2020

Ass-blast

The act of having your rectum licked while taking a hit of crack cocaine

My boyfriend thought he seen grass growing in time lapse while I gave him an ass-blast.

by Dawshua Shepson October 12, 2022

ass blasting bitchaloid

Something that markiplier said in a video

My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid

by Derpymcsir April 5, 2016

Ninja Ass Blast

Near the end of intercourse, the man pulls his penis out of the vagina and slips it into the girls ass and unloads semen into her rectum before she realizes what just happened.

Joanie's ass hurt after Frank gave her a ninja ass blast

by va jay jay king April 4, 2010

Ass Blasted

To get drunk "twisted"

Mark was excited to get ass blasted in a hotel room with a bunch of guys.

by Jonnyphantom December 13, 2015

Ass Blast Class

The lowest class of anything, that the world has to offer. (Can be applied to economic and social structures)

There are two ways to fly: First class, and Ass Blast Class.

by skotobasilio February 5, 2009

Strawberry ass blast

A specific way to consume an illigal powdered narcotic by applying a desired amount into the crack of another counterpart to assume that he/she will emit flagellants to aid in the consumption of the narcotic substance which in turn can potentially give you pink eye

" did you find jerry? He had 10 strawberry ass blast's last night I wonder if he is ok?

by Rico the zaddy June 26, 2017