Cold Ass Pilgrim

White boy that defies all athletic expectations. Speed and athleticism defy all preconceived notions of how he should perform. Gains respect through hard work and humbleness yet will destroy ankles and stereotypes.

Him: You see Kade out there bust that 60 yarder and wreck that safeties ankles?

Me: yeah he’s a cold ass pilgrim

by Dustocrat June 7, 2021

Cold-Ass Honky

A complimentary term used to describe certain Caucasians that are pumped up on some shit from the thrift shop. It is derived from "cold-ass", slang for cool or cool-looking, and "honky" slang for a white person.

"Do you see that dude Cameron? Damn, he's a cold-ass honky."

by @TheYoungle October 17, 2012

cold ass nigga

A nigga who is cold at anything and will eat that ass like a pancake

That guy playing soccer is a cold ass nigga tho

by Coldass May 5, 2018

cold ass shit

Something really, really bad. Undesirable, unless you are the one uttering the phrase. Used when some wrong has been done unto you.

"man das sum cold ass shit, nigga"

by Marki G May 19, 2005

Ass-Clenching Cold

A state when the temperature is so low, that in addition to you shivering and rubbing your arms, your ass cheeks press together in order to prevent a heat loss from your buttocks.

You'll freeze to death if you go out in that Ass-Clenching Cold Weather!

by SovietRyan November 16, 2014

Cold Ass Pilgrim

White boy that defies all athletic expectations. Speed and athleticism defy all preconceived notions of how he should perform. Gains respect through hard work and humbleness yet will destroy ankles and stereotypes.

Him: You see Kade out there bust that 60 yarder and wreck that safeties ankles?

Me: yeah he’s a cold ass pilgrim

by Dustocrat June 7, 2021

ass-bitingly cold

the state at which it is so cold, all you want to do is curse at everything around you.

Sam: come all the way to my house
Ryan: dude, im not going that far, its fuckin 30 degrees out.
Sam: 33 degrees.
Ryan: either way, it is ass-bitingly cold.

15 minutes later

Ryan: Shit! Fuck! Balls! its fuckin cold!
Sam: Its so cold, I dont think I could find my balls with a flashlight.
Ryan: Bite my ass.

by inkstee January 4, 2008