aplode

To neither explode nor implode, but rather spectacularly -plode with highly amusing results.

"Jesus Christ! I knew I shouldn't have eaten dim sum twice in one day. There is a high probability my tummy is going to aplode!"

by Blake K. June 11, 2008

assplode

To unexpectedly, and violently poop ones pants

john gazed across the table at melinda, his hands trembling with excitement. this is it he thought to himself. The moment was just as he had always imagined. He stood from his chair and knelt before her. Just then a terrible stink erupted from his trousers. Sadly, he had assploded.

by pennyloafer September 14, 2008

assplode

Also: assplodes, assploding, assploded. A way of describing explosive diarrhea.

Mom? I'm going to need a mop and a hazmat suit. I just assploded all over the upstairs bathroom.

by dutchboy July 28, 2016

Assplode

Diarrhea; or the same sort of actions

The people assplode in various days of the week.

by Professor Anonymous August 4, 2006

asploded

The past tense form of the verb to asplode.

"OMFG SHAWNDRAYA! My T-Mobile sidekick just asploded cause you fat ghetto azz sat on it! Dayum gurl- yous best be buyin me a new one befoe I asplode yo Dodge neon!!!!!!"

by Asploded_on_ya_face May 24, 2009

a'splode

To explode, like a bomb. Usually involves fragmentation.

Bob's head a'sploded like a watermelon with a bomb in it.

by travismick November 1, 2007

volcano assplode

the volcano assplode happens when you consume to many volcano items from the taco bell menu including the volcano taco and u have massive amounts of dirrhea from your ass

hey whats up man. hold on i just had some volcano tacos and im having a volcano assplode.

by masterpirate774 August 19, 2009