non-concerned teacher(nonnaCcM)- " We have asbestos in our floors"
concerned student(catherine)- " shouldn't this be a bigger deal?"
concerned student(catherine)- " shouldn't this be a bigger deal?"
by Cindy Lu Who February 12, 2008
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Supposedly can do lung damage and brain damage, but when you inhale it who cares? It's really good stuff.
Supposedly can do lung damage and brain damage, but when you inhale it who cares? It's really good stuff.
Asbestos rules.
by Yakenslash November 16, 2003
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by Anonymous September 4, 2003
Get the asbestos mug.Asbestos is a tasty ingredient often found in pre-1980s infrastructure as a fireproofing and insulating agent, as well as an additive in various food items, such as vape juice or school lunches, to make them smell better.
The Feds will try to deter you from inhaling asbestos under the pretense that it causes cancer, but it's just a psyop to prevent the herd from experiencing what true awesomeness feels like.
The Feds will try to deter you from inhaling asbestos under the pretense that it causes cancer, but it's just a psyop to prevent the herd from experiencing what true awesomeness feels like.
Person A (me): "You wanna go to the abandoned hotel to whiff some asbestos later today?"
Person B (glowie in disguise): "All types of asbestos fibers are known to cause serious health hazards in humans and animals. 🤓"
Person A: "You fucking miscreant, a little asbestos never hurt anyone!" I know the elites are paying you to say this.
(Person A then shoots person B in the jaw with an unregistered firearm, as according to custom.)
Person B (glowie in disguise): "All types of asbestos fibers are known to cause serious health hazards in humans and animals. 🤓"
Person A: "You fucking miscreant, a little asbestos never hurt anyone!" I know the elites are paying you to say this.
(Person A then shoots person B in the jaw with an unregistered firearm, as according to custom.)
by Tronche2Cake January 16, 2023
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by grammar cop December 5, 2010
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by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003
Get the asbestos mug.1.) A commonly used term for asbestos, but with a much more abrasive appearence; often abrasive enough to make someone cringe upon seeing it in writing or text.
2.) An asbestos like material that is far more dangerous than actual asbestos, and is often used to celebrate the rememberance of 9-11 by blowing it into the house of one's neighbor after setting a pile of money on fire.
3.) A word often mistaken as a mis-spelling of the word 'asbestos' by people who have no idea how fatal and dangerous aspestis actually is, and in some cases, people may not even be familiar with aspestis because the governments of the world have been trying to keep it a secret by distracting the masses with less dangerous materials such as asbestos.
4.) A word that only a genius would use.
5.) A material developed by scientist in Sweden to be used as an alternate fuel source for military purposes only.
6.) Superman's second weakness, aside from krytonite.
2.) An asbestos like material that is far more dangerous than actual asbestos, and is often used to celebrate the rememberance of 9-11 by blowing it into the house of one's neighbor after setting a pile of money on fire.
3.) A word often mistaken as a mis-spelling of the word 'asbestos' by people who have no idea how fatal and dangerous aspestis actually is, and in some cases, people may not even be familiar with aspestis because the governments of the world have been trying to keep it a secret by distracting the masses with less dangerous materials such as asbestos.
4.) A word that only a genius would use.
5.) A material developed by scientist in Sweden to be used as an alternate fuel source for military purposes only.
6.) Superman's second weakness, aside from krytonite.
Johny: "I recently set a pile of money on fire, and blew some aspestis in to my neighbors house for them to injest."
Kevin: "I'm surprised you know what aspestis is. You must be a member of Mensa. I never knew you were a genius!"
Johny: "Only an idiot wouldn't be familiar with aspestis."
Kevin: "I'm surprised you know what aspestis is. You must be a member of Mensa. I never knew you were a genius!"
Johny: "Only an idiot wouldn't be familiar with aspestis."
by CaptainSausagePants September 13, 2011
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