aspestis
a common misspelling of asbestos meaning nothing but people think it might be able to kill them just the same.
aspestis by grammar cop December 5, 2010
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Aspestis
1.) A commonly used term for asbestos, but with a much more abrasive appearence; often abrasive enough to make someone cringe upon seeing it in writing or text.
2.) An asbestos like material that is far more dangerous than actual asbestos, and is often used to celebrate the rememberance of 9-11 by blowing it into the house of one's neighbor after setting a pile of money on fire.
3.) A word often mistaken as a mis-spelling of the word 'asbestos' by people who have no idea how fatal and dangerous aspestis actually is, and in some cases, people may not even be familiar with aspestis because the governments of the world have been trying to keep it a secret by distracting the masses with less dangerous materials such as asbestos.
4.) A word that only a genius would use.
5.) A material developed by scientist in Sweden to be used as an alternate fuel source for military purposes only.
6.) Superman's second weakness, aside from krytonite.
2.) An asbestos like material that is far more dangerous than actual asbestos, and is often used to celebrate the rememberance of 9-11 by blowing it into the house of one's neighbor after setting a pile of money on fire.
3.) A word often mistaken as a mis-spelling of the word 'asbestos' by people who have no idea how fatal and dangerous aspestis actually is, and in some cases, people may not even be familiar with aspestis because the governments of the world have been trying to keep it a secret by distracting the masses with less dangerous materials such as asbestos.
4.) A word that only a genius would use.
5.) A material developed by scientist in Sweden to be used as an alternate fuel source for military purposes only.
6.) Superman's second weakness, aside from krytonite.
Johny: "I recently set a pile of money on fire, and blew some aspestis in to my neighbors house for them to injest."
Kevin: "I'm surprised you know what aspestis is. You must be a member of Mensa. I never knew you were a genius!"
Johny: "Only an idiot wouldn't be familiar with aspestis."
Kevin: "I'm surprised you know what aspestis is. You must be a member of Mensa. I never knew you were a genius!"
Johny: "Only an idiot wouldn't be familiar with aspestis."
Aspestis by CaptainSausagePants September 13, 2011
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aspestice by savagemachine March 30, 2015
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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