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Aspestis 

1.) A commonly used term for asbestos, but with a much more abrasive appearence; often abrasive enough to make someone cringe upon seeing it in writing or text.

2.) An asbestos like material that is far more dangerous than actual asbestos, and is often used to celebrate the rememberance of 9-11 by blowing it into the house of one's neighbor after setting a pile of money on fire.

3.) A word often mistaken as a mis-spelling of the word 'asbestos' by people who have no idea how fatal and dangerous aspestis actually is, and in some cases, people may not even be familiar with aspestis because the governments of the world have been trying to keep it a secret by distracting the masses with less dangerous materials such as asbestos.

4.) A word that only a genius would use.

5.) A material developed by scientist in Sweden to be used as an alternate fuel source for military purposes only.

6.) Superman's second weakness, aside from krytonite.
Johny: "I recently set a pile of money on fire, and blew some aspestis in to my neighbors house for them to injest."

Kevin: "I'm surprised you know what aspestis is. You must be a member of Mensa. I never knew you were a genius!"

Johny: "Only an idiot wouldn't be familiar with aspestis."
Aspestis by CaptainSausagePants September 13, 2011
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Aspestose 

Aspestose is a Twitter artist who draws Sonic the Hedgehog fanart and makes videos about 123 Slaughter Me Street with fellow YouTuber, gomotion.
Guy 1: *retweets* "Dude, check out this Sonic drawing Aspestose did!"
Guy 3: "It's been a while since he's drawn Sonic! I thought he died!"
Aspestose by Chillin95 February 3, 2022

aspestice 

Basically is another name for asbestos.
Inhalation of aspestice can cause serious diseases of the lungs.
aspestice by savagemachine March 30, 2015

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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