asparagus

to spare one of another's misfortune or mistake

josh: (rolling dice) i cant seem to roll a seven!
jenny: gimme it, i can do it!
(after a couple minutes....)
josh: ASPARAGUS, no one can roll a seven...

by ali fricken griswold December 3, 2006

Niggas With Asparagus

The rap group made up of the members, Ice Lettuce, Dr. Dressing, Eazy Bake, MCasear Salad, and DJ Peppa.

Hey did you see the movie "Strait Outta Croutons"? It's about the group Niggas With Asparagus.

by Salad John July 21, 2016

Asparagus meaning

Asparagus is an underwater cow with neon green stripes and a huge boner that helps it move

Lukas: look its a boner!
Ryan: thats Asparagus meaning

by cool A October 1, 2019

Asparagus Line

The back-up line in hockey that is awful. The line that can not produce any sort of achievement on the ice.

"I'm tired of this asparagus line on the ice, let's get the studs back on there."

by Run CMC January 25, 2012

asparagus meaning

an underwater purple cow with neon green stripes and a huge boner that helps it move

Lukas: hey look at that dick!
ryan: thats asparagus meaning

by cool A October 1, 2019

asparagus party

When guys do crazy sexual stuff with asparagus at a friends house like hide the head how far can it go, double Asparagus meet in the middle

Did you guys see ken at the asparagus party man he does some crazy shit on the spargus

by Thelegendboomer May 15, 2015

asparagus texting

Texting someone in immediate/close proximity that you could otherwise physically talk to them face to face.

used in casual conversation ...so <proper noun> and I were at dinner, asparagus texting the other ight; laughing maniacally in my head.

by m.s. November 24, 2014