Assident

When you confuse a guy wearing emo fag tight pants as a girl with a nice ass. This can lead to one feeling partially homosexual.

Me and dan were drivin'... im like "fuck Dan, look at that ass" hes like "I think thats a dude!"

Me: "Shit, I made another assident!"

We then proceeded to bait him by saying: "hey dude, are you a dude?"

by Ryan Cash December 10, 2007

Ashident

When you are smoking a great cigar with a long ash and it falls unexpectedly, making a mess on your clothes, car seat, chair or computer keyboard.

I was at a killer herf last week and had a 3" ash on my stogie until someone bumped my arm and caused an ashident all over my shirt. D'OH!

by TheTimD August 11, 2009

Fat Assident

An incident or accident caused by someone’s fat ass.

There was a fat assident when Michelle sat on the wooden bench.

by Aunt Michelle April 22, 2019

memes aside

1. the thing every YouTube commenter says in every music video or soundtrack that becomes suddenly viral again, with it being said before they praise the song.

2. when someone (typically a youtuber or streamer) looks into a certain wacky or crazy topic and wants to get real for a moment with the viewer.

* On a good music video that resurrects as a meme years later *

"Memes aside, this song is actually so good"
"Memes aside, this song helped me through tough nights."
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* A content creator thoughts on a stupid internet challenge *

"Ok well, memes aside, this is extremely dangerous."

by Acorn Tio January 29, 2022

assidental

an unwanted pregnancy resulting from anal intercourse

I swear I only put it in her ass but now she has an assidental pregnancy.

by jrbump August 31, 2009

All jokes aside

Usually said after a humorous statement to introduce a serious statement.

Sentence structure:
a joke. All jokes aside,...serious statement.

Synonym:
But no, seriously,

Example:
I guess you can say he is a butthurt. All jokes aside, call him an ambulance quickly.

by Deagocrow May 1, 2021

assident

an accidental pregnancy resulting from anal sex.

g/f : my pregnacy test came back positive.
b/f : but i only gave it to you up the butt!
g/f : the dr.s said when you giz it can leak down and cause pregnancy.

by Lauren September 15, 2005