by FalseFire February 22, 2011
A person who was born in Asia or is descended from an Asian.
SOME ethnicities that qualify as part of the Asian race:
East Asians, including:
* Japanese people
* Chinese people
* Koreans
* Mongols
* Hmong People
Southeast Asians, including:
* Thai people
* Vietnamese people
* Filipino people
* Bruneian people
* Lao people
East Asians typically have thin eyes with a single eyelid (meaning their eyelids have no creases as opposed to a Caucasian). They are pale for the most part and usually have the smaller end of the "size of sexual parts" scale. They are somewhat shorter than the average Caucasian, and usually have high cheek bones. Their hair is more likely to be straight and black.
Southeast Asians typically have thin eyes as well but they are a little bigger than an East Asian's eyes. They are more prone to double eyelids. As you move closer to the equator, Southeast Asians' skin color become darker. They are somewhat shorter than the average Caucasian, but most are taller than East Asians. They may have high cheekbones, and their hair is more likely to be black or brown and straight, but they may have wavy hair.
Popular stereotypes that accompany this race include:
•A- or above academic grade
•Glasses
•Perfect skin
•Race with the most braces (teeth) wearers
•Nerdy
•Obsessed with online gaming
•Strict parents
•Bad drivers
Observations/Studies show that Asians are more likely to become more successful than black, Caucasian, and Latino peoples.
SOME ethnicities that qualify as part of the Asian race:
East Asians, including:
* Japanese people
* Chinese people
* Koreans
* Mongols
* Hmong People
Southeast Asians, including:
* Thai people
* Vietnamese people
* Filipino people
* Bruneian people
* Lao people
East Asians typically have thin eyes with a single eyelid (meaning their eyelids have no creases as opposed to a Caucasian). They are pale for the most part and usually have the smaller end of the "size of sexual parts" scale. They are somewhat shorter than the average Caucasian, and usually have high cheek bones. Their hair is more likely to be straight and black.
Southeast Asians typically have thin eyes as well but they are a little bigger than an East Asian's eyes. They are more prone to double eyelids. As you move closer to the equator, Southeast Asians' skin color become darker. They are somewhat shorter than the average Caucasian, but most are taller than East Asians. They may have high cheekbones, and their hair is more likely to be black or brown and straight, but they may have wavy hair.
Popular stereotypes that accompany this race include:
•A- or above academic grade
•Glasses
•Perfect skin
•Race with the most braces (teeth) wearers
•Nerdy
•Obsessed with online gaming
•Strict parents
•Bad drivers
Observations/Studies show that Asians are more likely to become more successful than black, Caucasian, and Latino peoples.
by flyxify February 19, 2011
someone who was or had ancestors born in Asia. This includes China, Japan, Korea, Philippines, etc. There are many sterotypes about Asians, some true and some completely false. Here are a few:
MOST Asians are smart. Or at least have common sense. (true)
Asians are bad drivers. (well, not all Asians.)
All Asians don't speak English. (wtf. just cuz we're asian doesn't mean we cant speak english)
Asians have many children. (true, but only cuz they dont like cutting off the amount of children they have)
Asians eat dogs, cats, and need rice. (sure, we eat those things. whatever. btw, rice balances out flavors, making almost all foods taste good.)
Asians are always beautiful. (false. im an asian, and honestly, im not "perfect". but thanks for the compliment...?)
Asians are nerdy. (true. but a good kind of nerdy. their so called "nerdiness" is just their kind of epicness. and a lot of ppl actually like their nerdiness.)
So yeah, Asians are normal, they just don't look or act like other people. But remember, that's what makes them awesome.
MOST Asians are smart. Or at least have common sense. (true)
Asians are bad drivers. (well, not all Asians.)
All Asians don't speak English. (wtf. just cuz we're asian doesn't mean we cant speak english)
Asians have many children. (true, but only cuz they dont like cutting off the amount of children they have)
Asians eat dogs, cats, and need rice. (sure, we eat those things. whatever. btw, rice balances out flavors, making almost all foods taste good.)
Asians are always beautiful. (false. im an asian, and honestly, im not "perfect". but thanks for the compliment...?)
Asians are nerdy. (true. but a good kind of nerdy. their so called "nerdiness" is just their kind of epicness. and a lot of ppl actually like their nerdiness.)
So yeah, Asians are normal, they just don't look or act like other people. But remember, that's what makes them awesome.
by simply_jj October 08, 2011
Someone that has good grades and knows everything and has parents that will kill you if you got a b or lower on a test.
by FLOOR_GANG January 19, 2020
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by M3J2020 December 25, 2017
The name of one of the finest muthatruckers that ever walked this earth.Those blessed with having the first name "Asian" are generally likable,pimp-like,funny,fine,and a natural born player.
by KloudSe7en November 26, 2013