Ashtabula

An ugly ass, a nasty ass. A reference to the "city" of Ashtabula in Ohio and its ugly ass inhabitants. Can also be used to describe an ugly blemish or physical flaw.

Dude, I've got this wicked Ashtabula growing under my balls!

by :sco: July 13, 2010

G Ashto

Real Nigga Real LMGXGGANG Member He Fine Asl Sexy Asf.

His Name G Ashto Bitch

by Jsisisjsji828 October 16, 2019

Ashtray pussy

Noun: a malodorous feminine genital aroma/taste resulting from excessive smoking.

Ashtray pussy syndrome has resulted in a rate of second date cancellations/no-shows roughly paralleling the rate of smoking among young American females since the mid-1980's.

by Speedog 2 December 25, 2010

Ashton Irwin

a fucking daddy and is the god of banging... drums

Michael Clifford girl: awe, Michael is such a kitten
Luke Hemmings girl: awe, Luke is such a penguin
Calum Hood girl: awe, Calum is such a puppy
Ashton Irwin girl aka me: holy fuck, Ashton is such a daddy.

by broken boy meets broken girl October 2, 2017

Winston Churchill's ashtray

The appearance of a lavatory bowl post flush, after an apocalyptic shit. With numerous brown smears going off in all directions.

Pooooh Kevin, why don't you clean the toilet after a shite, it looks like Winston Churchill's ashtray!!

by griggy June 20, 2011

Ashtin

A person you can depend on. Usually have dirty blonde to brunette hair. They are extremely gorgeous. The may have a checkered past but they try to out it behind them. Ashtins can be extremely nice but don't mess with them, they'll fight they need to. Never let an Ashtin go. You WILL regret it.

*girl* Man, Ashtin is such a great friend!
*Guy* yeah. I shouldn't have broken up with her...
*Girl* YEAH YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!

by Trustworthyperson1 April 20, 2017

ashtabula

A shithole town in Northeast Ohio that you have to make up party organizations to have fun in. See carpe noctem 3.

A car with no wheels. That's a metaphor. We have all the parts, and maybe at one point in time we could have been cool, but then we fucked up.

by Carpe Noctem March 28, 2005