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Ashens

The pseudonym of a British comedian who reviews knock off gaming sytems, action figures, mp3 players, or any other interesting tat that winds up in his local PoundLand.

He's aquainted with the likes of Chef Excellence, The God Monster of Indian Flats, and The Silver Skull...a pathetic "serial killer" that holds a grudge against him JUST BECAUSE.

He's known for his sarcastic, often random, and sometimes witty comedy that makes his ridiculous and ludicrously implausable line of work seem like something worth doing.

He's the fourth most subscribed YouTube user in the United Kingdom...and that's about all he's accomplished with his life.
Garitt the Pumpkin Wrangler: "Hey, did you see the latest Ashens video?"

Abraham Lincoln: "'Did I see it?' I was there when he filmed it"

Garitt: "W-...what?"

Abe: "Totally worth the $600 plane tickets, and $400 for the six weeks of espionage lessons...and $300 spy kit"
by nickreaper December 17, 2011
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asheena

An independent self starter with passion and drive for life and love. A confident Goddess like demeanour with a beautiful soul
She is an "Asheena" the alfa female
by Exquisite21 October 2, 2013
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Victoria Asher

The incredibly beautiful and talented keytarist from the band Cobra Starship. (Also known as VickyT) She has a dog named Gizmo.
Victoria Asher is awesome. Whoever wrote the other definition for her is an idiot :)
by lykeomgzholyfuck August 14, 2009
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Ahteist

A stupid person who types "atheist" wrong on urban dictionary.
Bobby typed "atheist" wrong on UD and got a whacky definition. He is now an ahteist.
by Wutut February 11, 2010
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ashekin

Cute, sweet smile, and australian look-alike
Wow! You look so beautiful, like ashekin!
by Lucy8 March 21, 2018
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Ashelicious

Adj. A common pet name bestowed upon those of great deliciousness and savory taste. Especially given to those named Asher.
Mmmmm, Ashelicious feels so good in my mouth.
I love eating Asher! He is Ashelicious!
I like my sweet little Ashelicious covered in chocolate, personally.
My delicious little Ashelicious is such a good boyo.
by Juvelo's Biggest Fan October 17, 2019
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Ashen

A Sri Lankan name for an intelligent boy. Usually polite but can be one of the sassiest people on earth. Needs to stop buying facial products. You won’t regret meeting an ashen.
Ashen is very handsome.
Ashen took me to the grocery store.
by Shalalaladodoboomboom June 16, 2020
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