ash wednesday

National Smoking Day

Cigars for everyone its Ash Wednesday!

by mizz spent youth February 28, 2004

The Ash Wednesday

As the girl assumes the doggy position, lubricate thumb orally, and insert thumb analy into female. Place soiled thumb on forehead and proceed to make the sign of the cross.

I gave her The Ash Wednesday last night, before mass.

by j-bbam August 25, 2011

ash wednesday

the day at the beginning of lent, which lasts 40 days for roman catholics and a fasting day, the day after fat tuesday.

"Hey let's go get some lunch" "it's ash wednesday you moron"

by a.t.i. March 11, 2004

ash wednesday

1. start of lent
2. Aust. Refers to ASh wednesday fires.

ash wednesday was last week

by mofo February 29, 2004

ash wednesday

Catholic Holy Day observed 40 days prior to Good Friday, where believers walk around with dirt X on their forehead in order to flaunt their holiness.

Normal Guy: Dude, you have some dirt on your face
Jesus-Freak: Really? I wasn't aware. It must be my pure righteousness made manifest, seeping through my earthly pores. Bow to me!

by Andrew Thrillson March 5, 2004

ash wednesday

The day where Christians get "ashed" to remind themselves of their own mortality and the need to repent. also the traditional start of lent.

Hey it's Ash Wednesday, let's go get ashed then walk through the Casbah!

by Zoe March 2, 2004

ash wednesday

When you're smoking a nice bowl and, upon inhalation, instead of getting a full, rich mouthful of flavorful smoke, you suck the burning cherry into the back of your throat. Ash Wednesday!!

Dude 1: *inhale* OW!! F*CK!! SHIT!! *cough* GODDAMN IT!! *cough*
Dude 2: Dude, what happened?
Dude 1: Ash Wednesday!!

by Drop Five August 29, 2009