Asante

The Ashanti.... (also Asante) are a major ethnic group from Africa who speak a dialect of Akan. Prior to European colonization, the Ashanti Confederacy/Kingdom was a major state, particularly during the period from 1570 to 1900. Ashanti wealth was based on the region's substantial deposits of gold. These luscious gold deposits led to many people who started metal-working. From these gold deposits came a golden stool. The stool was sacred, so that no one could sit, touch, or even get within a few of it: the Stool was a religious item. An attempt by British Gold Coast governor Frederick Hodgson in 1900 to take the Golden Stool led to an uprising by the Ashanti. There were eleven major wars in this conflict. The Ashanti won ALL of them, except the last. In these wars, Ashanti generals stopped the inland encroachment of the British. It took the British nearly a century of fighting with the Ashanti before they gained total control of the region. The territory occupied by the Kingdom of Ashanti is now part of what is now known as Ghana...

To be born Ashanti (Asante), is to be ordained to bring into the world all that is best in the human race.

by reaLest February 15, 2006

assange

To have sex with a consenting partner in the morning hours without a condom and later be accused of sexual violation aka "sex by surprise"

Damn, this morning when we were spooning after a night of great sex, Matt assanged me. He is a terrorist and should be hunted down and assassinated!!

by half japanese girl December 4, 2010

avangelene

a sweet yet creepy girl who is always smiling or smiling some what insecure shes a little weird funny and sometimes gets a little sad she is constantly looking for real friends she is the type of person to help you smile if your sad she is sweet and loving even though she is a little creepy you would be very lucky to have an avangelene in your life she is very loyal and will always keep your secrets no matter what

you are very lucky to have avangelene

by kitty storys March 22, 2019

Asante

Asante is the Swahili word for "Thank you" also it is the name for someone who is obsessed with Dragon Ball Z, Marvel and a bit of star wars he loves salsa a lot and he usally tends to be friends with Atoms, very fat Adam's who mostly tend to sleep with him but when he does the Asante tends to hurt his feelings and then tries to make his feelings better afterwards but it usally ends with him trying to beat up some white boy with blond hair.

Billy: Hey look at that person trying to cheer up those Atoms is he an Asante?

Bob: Yes that is most definitely an Asante.

by KingpinLegend95 March 22, 2022

Rusty Assange

Anal sex by surprise

Drew fell asleep on the couch at the party. When she woke up, Ty was giving her a rusty assange!

by BadHorse47 December 22, 2010

Julian Assange

Founder of WikiLeaks. Prolific Publisher of War Crimes, Human Rights Violations, etc. Persecuted by Satan 👺 and his minions.

He is currently serving time in solitary confinement at Belmarsh Prision, London, United Kingdom 🇬🇧. Awaiting extradition to the US 🇺🇸 for exclusively publishing only truth.

“Truth is treason in the empire of lies”

~ Ron Paul 🕊

“If wars can be started by lies, peace can be started by truth.”

~ Julian Assange 🕊

“Nearly every war that has started in the past 50 years has been a result of media lies.”

~ Julian Assange 🕊

“The pen is mightier than the sword”

~ Edward Bulwer-Lytton ✍️

by mr_carter_da_honkytonk_player_ March 9, 2021

Asante Samuel

An NFL Cornerback who is one of the best to ever play the position

Better than Champ Bailey

Steven: "Damn Asante Samuel is so raw"
Amer: "No Reggie Bush is better"
Tarik: "Shut the fuck up..."
Steven: "lol"

by Stevensnider January 7, 2009