authoritis

when one gets arhritis from writing

lauren wrote so many short stories that her fingers began to stiffen; a telltale sign of authoritis.

by Mackenzie Schuler May 21, 2007

hemmorhoid arthritis

This is a real pain in the ass!

Oh shit,hemmorhoid arthritis,ouch,my ass hurts just thinking about it.

by johnny and plank October 10, 2005

arthritis

Arthritis - 1. the degenerative joint condition. 2. a condition affecting certain females who possess large breasts. to picture visually, place your hands in front of your chest (palms facing you) and make claws of your fingers as if suffering severe arthritis.

dude 1: that broad's got a BAD case of arthritis!

dude 2: totally, she's got hella big titties...

by sfbay1221193 September 6, 2008

arthritis discord server

the arthritis discord server is a cool place with cool people

"yo u gotta check out athritis"
"aint that the disease or sum shit"
"ye but i mean the arthritis discord server"
"oh im alrdy in it they so cool ong"

by gay person idk March 30, 2023

Boobis Arthritis

Having such gigantic tits that it gives you back pains.

Daddy: Miranda, get out of bed and come downstairs for once!
Miranda: I can't, daddy, I have a terminal case of Boobis Arthritis.

by AyoBro June 9, 2018

Butt Arthritis

Pain caused by sitting in a shitty chair for too long. Getting up from the chair and not sitting for a short time makes the pain go away, but sitting down again afterwards can cause the butt arthritis to return.

"Do you want to go see a movie?"
"No thanks. I can't sit down for too long, I've got butt arthritis after bingeing Netflix last weekend."

by Eleventy7 May 2, 2019

Arthuritus

severe, painful condition of the joints and limbs.

"I been in bed with arthuritis."

"I warned you about them Ritis brothers!"

by bob March 23, 2005