arseholery

The extent to which one is an arsehole. A quantity of arsehole-ness, i.e. having or being of greater arseholery simply means that the subject is more of an arsehole.

"Alternatively, you can get yourself a wedding planner, which is the wedding equivelant of debt consolidation. Rather than dealing with various different arseholes of varying levels of arseholery, you can get yourself one 18-carat, stone cold wanker." - Ed Byrne

by Silent Dave October 21, 2010

Arseholian

A person who usually without any effort is naturally gifted in excelling at the disruption of almost every situation they are involved in directly or indirectly. Arseholians also are naturally obnoxious , arrogant and non compliant to any reasonable solutions that may help them or their situation and thrive on creating problems so they have something to whinge about.

I told him not to put that on Facebook . Now he's been arrested and lost his job at the morgue. He's such an arseholian

by Drydentested3 September 4, 2013

Arsehole

A person who believes they are so important that they treat others with indifference or arrogance.

I tried to strike up a conversation with that hot guy at the bar. He just turned to me, looked me up and down and told me I was crowding his personal space. What an arsehole.

by Burntchick November 19, 2016

arsehole astronaut

A person who likes to ravage brown town. Usually refering to a homosexual.

Hey arsehole astronaut, leave me arse alone... gay.

by neil armstrong April 9, 2008

arsehole

Someone who acts like they own the place and that the whole world revolves around them. They look after number one, and everyone else is low on the priority list. If you know the arsehole well, often even just their presence can make you feel small and insignificant, and generally they treat you like something they stepped on.

He just strolled in, ignored the shop assistant, took what he wanted, threw the money on the counter and left. What an arsehole.

by Krunchie June 11, 2006

arsehole winder

A very good goal! A very spectacular bullet of a strike!

Stevie G hit an absolute arsehole winder past that baldy bastard Barthez! (as did John Arne Rise)

by Kelly Coyle December 8, 2003

arsehole creeper

Term used in Northeast Engaland to mean a proctologist, or any other sort of homosexual doctor. Any employee of the British National Health Service.

Eee, Ah'd rather die at 'ome than get worked over by some arsehole creeper.

by England phi beta gamma December 29, 2007