The math a younger girl does when she meets an older guy in a bar, where she finds how old she was when you were her age.
I'm too old to meet women in bars anymore, I don't need there barithmetic, making me feel older than I am!
by DAVnCHAINS March 31, 2015
Get the Barithmetic mug.noun- the process of calculating how many drinks one could buy at the bar if they forgo paying a bill.
Daniel: "Johnathan, if I forgo bearing the expense of my gas bill, we can get intoxicated tonight!"
Johnathan: "I dare say, during this recession, that is an ingenious use of your barithmetic!"
Johnathan: "I dare say, during this recession, that is an ingenious use of your barithmetic!"
by hsfe325 November 30, 2009
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Get the arithmatic mug.Arithmedick- A math equation used to identify if a female is a HOE (Horizontally Orientated Entertainer) the equation is as follows.
Number of Males said female has slept with X 6 (For average number of times each male penetrated Slot-C)= Z you then take Z and place a platform at that height and if a fall from the platform is fatal she is a HOE. Example: Debbie slept with 15 guys her freshman year so 15guys X 6 = 90 or 90feet a fall from 90 feet is fatal concluding Debbie is a Horizontally Orientated Expert.
Number of Males said female has slept with X 6 (For average number of times each male penetrated Slot-C)= Z you then take Z and place a platform at that height and if a fall from the platform is fatal she is a HOE. Example: Debbie slept with 15 guys her freshman year so 15guys X 6 = 90 or 90feet a fall from 90 feet is fatal concluding Debbie is a Horizontally Orientated Expert.
Tammy slept with 6 guys so by the arithmedick equation 6X6 equals 36 so if she fell from a platform of 36 feet it's not fatal so Tammy isn't a hoe....yet.
by JohnnyBadGood July 18, 2016
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arithmaticionopiakeripeonlasioususackersonaperithmeonrasissleoepeonjarrithonkasapotusiousoerithionosouras is the longest word
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I am such an arithmetard! I'm a tenured professor of theoretical physics, but can I calculate a simple tip? NO!
by JoeyIsConfused January 14, 2009
Get the Arithmetard mug.The inexplicable ability of an otherwise mathematically-challenged female to transform while shopping into a math whiz who can calculate multiple sale prices and tax in her head.
I was trying to decide which two or three shirts to buy in Macy's when my mathematically-challenged wife went arithmechick on me. She proceeded to calculate aloud that 35% off of the sale price of $39.99 including tax would be less than $90 for all three - and therefore well under the $100 she knew I was planning to spend.
by Questra December 13, 2010
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