Argentinian Sandwich 

(Noun) When one person shits in a toilet, then another person subsequently shits in same toilet and the first shits again... In the same toilet.

Dude, did you just Argentinian Sandwich my toilet? It smells like a hobo's taint in there.

Argentinian Sandwich by atcordar June 29, 2014

argentinian surprise 

When you're pounding a girl in the ass and she doesn't want you to nut in her face so you take it out and spit on her back making her believe you already ejaculated then when she turns around BAM! Nut All Over That Face!!

Bro I did the freaking argentinian surprise on my girl yesterday she's so pissed but it was so worth it!

argentinian surprise by jerusso December 9, 2008

argentinian beef

1. Literal Some of the finest beef available in all of South America.

2. When you have a long dick but know that one of your neighbor's is longer.

Man 1: *unzips pants* Look at my big dick. Must be all that Argentinian beef I've been eating.
Man 2: *unzips pants* If you've been eating Argentinian beef, then I must be eating Chilean beef!

argentinian beef by Marcanus Aurelius November 26, 2015

Argentinian Mustache 

When you find a stranger, knock them unconscious, and shave off their pubes. Then, while they are still incapacitated, you microwave the shavings and tape them under your victims nose in the shape of a mustache. At this point, you will have to start running because the atrocious smell produced by the newly formed pube-stache will jolt your victim awake.

Did you hear Bob lost his sense of smell? I guess someone gave him the ol' Argentinian Mustache. The shame alone drove his wife to infidelity. Pity.

Argentinian Mustache by foxwell adams April 21, 2011

Argentinian 

To have your bum waxed ...in a similar way that a Braziaian is a waxed pubic area an Argentinian is a waxed bum.

Typically done prior to medical proceedures in or around the anus (eg piles). Also called an Auggie for short.

Hey Damo, I belive you had an Argentinian recently so they could do your hemmaroids.

Argentinian by Barry Howell December 20, 2004

argentinarican

A person who is a mix of Argentian and Puerto Rican decent.

ex: My mami is puerto rican and my papi is argentinian, so I am an Argentinarican.

argentinarican by Mami Chula November 8, 2006

argentinian landslide 

When you give a girl a laxative, and then 69 with her. Then you stick your finger in her ass, and pull it out and she shits all over your face.

Man, last night I gave my girl an Argentinian Landslide, and now my face smells like shit.

argentinian landslide by Kyle911 December 13, 2013