outrage archaeologist

One who sifts through historical records with the intent of discovering information on past actions or statements by persons or entities alive, dead, active or defunct - the relevance of which has long since passed - for the express purpose of alerting the public to the "resurfaced" material in order to take a moral stance and/or instill outrage.

By dredging-up a long-forgotten, 48 year old interview of John Wayne - who died in 1979 - the outrage archaeologist had rediscovered statements far more controversial in the present than they had been in the past, thus creating a new moral outrage over a functional irrelevancy.

by ScribeLight March 21, 2019

anal archeologist

1.a person who uses his cock to give a another person anal pleasure

2. an insult to a person

hey you anal archeologist

by billy bob 009 January 6, 2008

Archeologist

A legal grave robber

"Look at that archeologist, doing some legal grave robbing. I cant believe they just let them do that, the dinosaurs need to rest in peace."

by Me me big pseudonym June 16, 2020

archaeologist

young men who prey on older ladies. Some refer to them as cougar/puma/jaguar hawks/bait, but that is not the case. Archaeologists like digging through the dusty old things!

Oh watch out Rebecca that boy is an Archaeologist. He was with Diane last week!

by Pischtoph June 6, 2016

Arsenologist

A nick name given to the more extreme fans of Arsenal F.C. It derived from the two words: Arsenal, and Scientologists, due to the fact that some people may deem Arsenal fans dillusional after a drought of silverware, but still consider their club the best in Europe. Crazy people.

World Soccer Daily, youre on the air. Oh great, another arsenologist.


I bought the arsenologist shirt from whoareyadesigns.com!

by blaugrana23 October 18, 2008

Archaeologist

Most commonly found scraping dirt off dinosaur bones, archaeologists are the Girl Guides of social science. Can always be relied upon to carry obscure equipment, which makes them useful in everyday situations and absolutely essential in case of attack by the undead.

Social Anthropologist: "If only I could somehow get level with those runes lining the walls of the pit I could translate them!"
Token Archaeologist: "I have some rope and a harness in my bag."

Person in Street: "I'm having a heart attack!"
Passing Archaeologist: "Here, take my spare defibrillator."

by Chuckney July 16, 2009

archaeologist

A Scientist who digs up fossils and studies them

ummmm...sorry cant think of one.... Ross Geller?

by Rogan (17) November 9, 2004