Arachnaphobia

Arachnophobia is the irrational fear of spiders and other arachnids that will cause Jonathan to scream, cry, have emotional outbursts, experience trouble breathing, sweat, have heart palpitations, or even faint when he comes into contact with spiders, or finds himself in an area near spiders or their webs.

When the spider surprised Jonathan at his desk, his extreme Arachnaphobia caused him to soil his undergarments.

by TheCleanerPDX June 4, 2018

Anarachnophobia

The fear of spiders crawling inside of your butt.

Whether they're trying to make sweet sweet love to you, or just having a look around, you are horrified of spiders having spidey-bois in your ass.

Hello there! I have archnephilia and I was wondering if I could shove a tarantula in you're booty during our sesalon.

Sorry, Fam, but that's gonna be a no from me. I suffer from anarachnophobia. You might want to ask one of the other guys.

Say no more, Fam. I respect your booty.

by Helena Bonham Sharter January 26, 2020

Arachnophiliac

one who has sex with eight legged freaks

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

arachnophobist

Someone who hates people who are afraid of spiders

Jeremy is an arachnophobist he hates spider haters

by Arachnophobist November 7, 2021

arachnophobic

Someone that is afraid of everything related to gender pronouns or gender identity.

You are arachnophobic aren't you.

by Roberto the great February 15, 2024

atechnophobia

fear of having no cell phone or other electronic device, i.e., I actually have to talk to a real person.

The teacher took her phone and she had an attack of atechnophobia.

by OB12OLD March 27, 2016

Arachnopoonia

The fear of sleeping naked because spiders will crawl up your poon/ween/butt.

Babe grab the towel and my panties, you know I can’t go to sleep like this, my arachnopoonia won’t let me.

by Autumn Hiler March 21, 2025