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Anarachnophobia

The fear of spiders crawling inside of your butt.

Whether they're trying to make sweet sweet love to you, or just having a look around, you are horrified of spiders having spidey-bois in your ass.
Hello there! I have archnephilia and I was wondering if I could shove a tarantula in you're booty during our sesalon.

Sorry, Fam, but that's gonna be a no from me. I suffer from anarachnophobia. You might want to ask one of the other guys.

Say no more, Fam. I respect your booty.
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arachnophobia

Somebody that fears spiders
(Comes from two greek words Arachno means spider and Phobia means to fear)
that bitch has arachnophobia
arachnophobia by mike February 8, 2004

Arachnophobia

I think I might have arachnophobia.
Arachnophobia by Phobiameanings March 29, 2021

Anarchophobia

The fear or discrimination against anarchists and anarchism
All I see online about anarchism is anarchophobia
Anarchophobia by Сейдж July 25, 2023

arachnophobia

The fear of spiders. That a little spider, even though they are helping kill other insects and would never harm you, will somehow eat you alive with its little fangs, or release a spine tingling venom into your bloodstream making you into a spiderman or spiderwoman that shoots butt floss out of its wrists and swings throughout the city protecting people from evil.
Girl: AHHHH! A SPIDER!!! KILL IT!!!!
Boy: Why? it's not really doing anything.. plus i don't really want to get up..
Girl: You don't understand!!!! i have ARACHNOPHOBIA.
Boy: OH, okay let me take off my shoe..
arachnophobia by STS1802 April 17, 2011

Arachnophobia

Arachnophobia , is something absolute pussies make up so when they get scared of something more than a thousandth smaller than them they don't look stupid.
Ben: Oh look, there's a spider.
Dick: Oh no! Get the little twat away, I've got arachnophobia!!!!
Ben: Idiot.

(Ben picks up spider and puts it on Dick)
Arachnophobia by lololwords12 April 22, 2014

Arachnophobia

noun
1. Arachnophobia is a phobia for a fear of spiders.

noun
2. Arachnophobia is a comedy/horror movie that was released in 1990, it is rated PG-13, so only ages 13+ can watch it.
Did you watch Arachnophobia?

I took a arachnophobia test and sadly I got a positive.
Arachnophobia by ToolifyStudios October 20, 2022
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