Arachnegrophobia

Fear of black spiders from the ghetto. Also, fear of negroes with spider tattoos.

So I got this cool black widow tattoo on my penis, but now Jennifer won't go down on me because of her arachnegrophobia! :(

by RaMpi_ July 1, 2012

Arachne

A Greek maiden whose weaving ability was the marvel of the ancient world. When Athena heard about it she challenged Arachne to a contest. When the girl's tapestry was the equal to the goddess', she became angry and tore Arachne's weaving to shreds. The girl became terrified of what Athena might do and hanged herself. Athena became regretful of her actions and turned Arachne into a spider, so that she might weave all that she wished.

Arachne was a weaving wonder.l

by geinman June 22, 2013

Arachnoleptic Fit.

Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and wey. Along came a spider who sat down besi.. ARGH FUCK IT'S A FUCKING GREAT BIG FUCKING FUZZBEAST. DIEEEEEEE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ~spasm~EEEEEE~stabs air blindly~EEEEEEE!@

by Maku Lah. August 10, 2003

Arachnoleptic fit

The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

You should of seen him. he was having a Arachnoleptic fit like the spider was going to eat him!

by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004

arachnofit

The dance one does after walking into an spider web.

Look at Bubba do the arachnofit.

by jerrylandrum November 15, 2012

Arachnohomophobia

This is when you see 2 gay spiders fucking in the corner of your room and your scared of it.

Hey mum I’m scared! There’s 2 gay spiders fucking in my room. Son you have arachnohomophobia

by MJO&TDOG May 1, 2019

arachnegrophobia

the fear of specifically black spiders.

guy 1:
hey brian did you see that black widow?
Brian:
oh shit! where's my wallet?
guy1:
haha i didn't know you have arachnegrophobia.

by ramonsazon March 1, 2011