April 5th 

National ACAB (All Cops Are Bastards) Day. Fuck cops.

Bro 1: "Dude! It's April 5th!"
Bro 2: "Yeah, what about it?"
Bro 1: " It's National ACAB Day!"
Bro 2: "Oh hell yeah! Let's go steal a Thin Blue Line flag to celebrate!"

April 5th by froggytime April 5, 2021

April 5th 

A day where you do a Alabama Hotpocket, in your cousin ,-,

DDudee it's April 5th, the day where you can shit in a vagina

Yeahh it is!!!

April 5th by GaY_shit October 18, 2019

April 5th 

April 5th is national beat the fuck out of Trike v2 day

did you know april 5th is national beat the fuck out of trike v2 day

April 5th by Coral69420 March 26, 2021

April 5th 

National poopoo day

hey can I rub poopoo on your face
No!
but its April 5th
fine

April 5th by pizza crumbs April 24, 2021

April 5th 

National make out with your partner even though you aren’t dating behind the dumpsters after school day.

Aaron- Guess what
Grace- what?
Aaron- it’s April 5th
Grace- omg I’ve waited a whole year for this

April 5th by Sparky.Sparkles April 4, 2022

April 5th 

National ask out your crush day

What are you still doing here go one

April 5th is a day of the year

April 5th by User792947382 April 5, 2022

April 5th 

I despise this day. I wish I hadn't given him the damn note. now I'm stuck with a manipulative bf. I wish i could leave but i dont have the balls to. might just tie the rope and leave that way. augh.

bf: Heyyy it's april 5th its been a year babe
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!

:(

April 5th by augh ima kms augh September 15, 2022