april 5th

April 5th was the day Kurt Cobain was killed by a hitman paid for by his wife, Jewess Courtney Love.

"April 5th, wsn't that the Kurt Cobain was murdered?"

by Chris500 August 24, 2006

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UG April 5th

On UG April 5th is the day everyone in the discord server "Unhatched Games" (UG) beats the shit out of the member "Trike v2".

Person 1: "Hey Trike v2, its UG April 5th!"
Trike v2: "Oh shit"

Trike v2 then proceeds to log off his discord account.

by SirBlameson March 26, 2021

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April 5th, 1994

The day that all hope for music died and the path was directed straight to hell.

Quick, let's teleport back before April 5th, 1994 and save Kurt so the black people don't take over the world.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 8, 2009

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April 5th, 1994

A Tuesday when nothing worth noting happened. No major losses occurred. On another note, music in general started getting better the next day.

I remember April 5th, 1994 like it was yesterday. It was a Tuesday, and the worst part of the day was when I got a flat tire on my way home from work

by MoronsPissMeOff August 27, 2016

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April 5th

I despise this day. I wish I hadn't given him the damn note. now I'm stuck with a manipulative bf. I wish i could leave but i dont have the balls to. might just tie the rope and leave that way. augh.

bf: Heyyy it's april 5th its been a year babe
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!

:(

by augh ima kms augh September 15, 2022

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