april 5th

April 5th was the day Kurt Cobain was killed by a hitman paid for by his wife, Jewess Courtney Love.

"April 5th, wsn't that the Kurt Cobain was murdered?"

by Chris500 August 24, 2006

UG April 5th

On UG April 5th is the day everyone in the discord server "Unhatched Games" (UG) beats the shit out of the member "Trike v2".

Person 1: "Hey Trike v2, its UG April 5th!"
Trike v2: "Oh shit"

Trike v2 then proceeds to log off his discord account.

by SirBlameson March 26, 2021

April 5th, 1994

The day that all hope for music died and the path was directed straight to hell.

Quick, let's teleport back before April 5th, 1994 and save Kurt so the black people don't take over the world.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 8, 2009

April 5th, 1994

A Tuesday when nothing worth noting happened. No major losses occurred. On another note, music in general started getting better the next day.

I remember April 5th, 1994 like it was yesterday. It was a Tuesday, and the worst part of the day was when I got a flat tire on my way home from work

by MoronsPissMeOff August 27, 2016

April 5th

National send your husband/bf an arch pic for the special day

Bae it’s April 5th arch pic day you know what Time it is.

by Jfhhdhdhchchxh April 5, 2024

April 5th

A national holiday where you MUST give you’re partner postage stamps in order to get arch pics

Hey it’s April 5th i got you the stamps arch pic when??

by Anniversary bot April 5, 2024

April 5th

A day where you do a Alabama Hotpocket, in your cousin ,-,

DDudee it's April 5th, the day where you can shit in a vagina

Yeahh it is!!!

by GaY_shit October 18, 2019