apply asprin

The belief that asprin can and will cure all ailments in the known universe.
Also, a term that implies general annoyance at being told someone else's every worry/suffering.

girl1: "My life is over, Tiffany just got that boy I like!"

girl2: Apply asprin to affected area.
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Man that was just hit by a bus: "OH GOD!! MY! FUCKING! LEG!"

Man that just hit him: "I don't have any medical training, but I've got some asprin!
Don't Worry you'll be fine!"

man that was just hit by a bus: "JUST FUCKING KILL ME!!!"

by Ultimate Idiot April 26, 2014

apply deodorant

to fuck a girl in the armpit when every other possible orifice has already been taken

did you apply deodorant to that girl?

by beya March 16, 2008

apply an oral vacuum

a 'polite' insult from the 'class' of 'polite', verbose insults

won't you apply an oral vacuum to my rectum?

let me cordially invite you to apply an oral vacuum to my crank

couldn't you kindly administer an oral vacuum to my jonk?

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

Apply Pressure to the Wound

Apply Pressure to the Wound is a word used in a minor sense by protesters and political activists. It is generally used in a country where they are protesting one of its allies or trade partners behaviours - for example, Australia to China, or Canada to the United States.

Protester: Apply Pressure to the Wound!
Politician: Ah screw 'em, where's 'at coal lobbyist who's been bribin' me?

by The Butt Dictionary July 31, 2020

apply oil to burn

You literally put a fucking oil in a burn injury, which makes it even fucking worse.

Also a good way to end relationships.

Guy 1: "Shit mate I got a burn injury"
Guy 2: *apply oil to burn*
Guy 1: *fucking dead*

by Loud Dumbass September 29, 2021

apply existn’t

When you make yourself not exist

Bro I’m about to apply existn’t

by Bazz Bazzington June 15, 2023

APPLY PRESSURE

when a woman says to you that you don’t “APPLY PRESSURE” so she won’t pay you no mind. It’s Simple mathematics gentlemen, she’s Homeless, a Hobo, basically your run of the mill BUM who’s coined a new term for begging for money..which is “Apply Pressure”.. she’s not an asset, SHE’S A LIABILITY.

Damn girl can I take you out or something wassup.. “oh I ain’t taking you serious you ain’t APPLY PRESSURE enough”

by DEZtheDESTROYER December 15, 2023