We should thanks all bicyclists for being good appleseeds - for not making the modern mistake of ruining the planet.
by Cherrypit October 14, 2025
Get the Appleseedsmug. The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the woman’s anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.
How’s your sister’s asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.
Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.
Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.
by Kwaller11 September 30, 2017
Get the Johnny Appleseedmug.