Applebee's bro

A dude so broke he takes his date to 2 for $20 at Applebee's and after expects some punani.

An Applebee's bro got mad when she wouldn't give him any after a 2 for $20 date.

by koolmoedee October 20, 2022

Applebee's

The yummiest dinning establishment I've ever had. 10/10 would eat again.

Yo dude wanna go to Applebee's?
Yeah totally its so yummy :3

by lizardsarekool July 24, 2024

Applebee's

Noun/- A restaurant that you don't take a doctor to on a date

An apple a day keeps a doctor away, so many don't take them to Applebee's.

by Midwesternmomma March 1, 2024

The Applebee's Rule

A rule usually made among a close group of high school or college friends stating that the first person in the group to lose their virginity gets a free dinner at Applebee's paid for by the other members. The rule can sometimes be extended to include all members with the last one usually getting a steak dinner marking a celebration of entering adulthood.

Yo, I just lost my V-Card, are we still going through with The Applebee's Rule?

by Noiren October 21, 2018

mobile applebee's

A person who, like the restaurant, is average at everything and good at nothing.

Spending time with the person will never be memorable, just like spending time at Applebee's, unless you get a disease from them, as is commonplace from eating Applebee's food.

Man# 1: Don't invite Brad, that guy is boring.

Man# 2: He's not boring, he's just a giant waste of space who sucks at life... like a mobile applebee's.

by projectmantis September 28, 2008

Took Grandma to Applebee's

Taking an older woman to a sub standard restaurant and then engaging in licking BBQ sauce out of her nether regions.

I crashed the bridge game last night and totally picked up man. Went out the next night and totally "Took Grandma to Applebee's."

BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.

by -=Gunner=- November 14, 2010

Taking Grandma to Applebee's

Sex. Cheap, dirty sex.

Term dubbed by Conan O'Brien 11-9-2010

You better be taking grandma to applebee's this weekend, dude.

by sarcasticbitch23 November 18, 2010