orange pineapple apple juice

the best drink to drink. A.K.A the best fuckin drink in the world. if you drink it u turn into a milk pirate and ur penis turns into chili

JOsh: wow poobs for breakfest!
Jimi: no orange pineapple apple juice for breakfest asshole!!

by Jimi fuckin plant December 3, 2007

green apple jelly bean

when your are fucking a girl doggystyle and you notice a huge booger in your nose. you pick the boogie and proceed to hide it in the girls asshole.

Mrs. Sheppard was acting out of line so i had to sneak a green apple jelly bean, she felt like a jolly rancher.

by Aubrey Beanlands September 13, 2008

apple jack defense

The apple jack defense is responding to a question with "it just is".

"You know how in the Apple Jack commercials when asked how the cereal is good even though it doesn't taste like apples the response is "it just is". That's the main precept behind the Apple Jack defense, which MIKE constantly employs."

by zee July 9, 2006

Apple Juice

Real hood for liquor.

"I stayed home sippin apple juice."

by HoodMaster May 6, 2006

apple juice farts

Incredibly rank and surprisingly un-applelike farts that occur with a vengeance soon after drinking apple juice.

"Holy crap! Are you trying to kill me?" "I can't help it, they're apple juice farts."
"Well, no more fricken apple juice for you then."

by That_one_girl__ March 11, 2009

Nut Swinging Apple Jack

Someone who gets away with doing little or no time for a crime they committed.

The jury got bad instructions he's out on the street like a Nut Swinging Apple Jack

by 14 Bag Bundle August 6, 2016

apple juice

Charger or electricity supply for Apple computers and products.

"Hey, the battery on my MacBook is running low, can I use your apple juice?"

by BellaSausagedog February 10, 2012