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Apology Video 

when a youtuber makes a video (typically 40 mins long and titled something dramatic such as “owning up”) and proceeds to fake cry and say they have changed even though it is evident that they have not
friend 1: dude ! have you watched Jeffree Star’s apology videos?
friend 2: which one??

friend 1: the one where he apologizes for racism

friend 2: oh, didn’t he make one about that last year?
Apology Video by sophs July 20, 2020

Apology Sex 

Is when a guy makes love to his angry lover as an apology by bringing back the excitement.
After having apology sex, Taylor forgives Kyle for cheating.
Apology Sex by Grandpa Smith July 29, 2009

apology stick 

the fastest way for a woman to be forgiven by a man...

penis
dick
junk
wang
johnson
schlong
tallywacker....you get the point
I totally forgave jess last night because she sucked my apology stick
apology stick by poppamoon9999 March 4, 2011

Apology Snail 

The "Snail" emoticon found on iPhones. Used as a form of apology during text conversations, in place of the words "I'm sorry."
"I made my girlfriend mad when we were texting last night. So I sent her an apology snail, and it's all smoothed over now."

Apology Muffin 

It didn't work out but at least I got an apology muffin.

apology mayonaise 

When you return a meal at a restaurant for having something on it you didn't want. But instead of making you a new meal item, they remove the item and try to cover it up with mayonaise
Instead of getting a new hamburger they just gave them apology mayonaise
apology mayonaise by X3n7 April 17, 2015