An extremely painful ordeal,in which Satan comes out of ones anus to destroy the world.
The highest level of anal-torture.Nothing can compare to the creamy shitstorm that is released.
The highest level of anal-torture.Nothing can compare to the creamy shitstorm that is released.
That jackasss at that Chinese buffet left a total anal apocalypse in the bathroom.
I was tempted to start an anal apocalypse at my cousins gay wedding.
I was tempted to start an anal apocalypse at my cousins gay wedding.
by EricRand17 October 21, 2013
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Teenage apocalypticans usually drop out, become assholes towards other people, or just do whatever they please at an attempt to be happy thinking their lives are going to end soon anyway.
But positive apocalypticans usually try to make haste with their "short" lives and try to do good in the world, like trying to help the environment, or protest the war, or just try to be a good person altogether.
Teenage apocalypticans usually drop out, become assholes towards other people, or just do whatever they please at an attempt to be happy thinking their lives are going to end soon anyway.
But positive apocalypticans usually try to make haste with their "short" lives and try to do good in the world, like trying to help the environment, or protest the war, or just try to be a good person altogether.
John tries to be the best person he could be, he's a vegetarian, he cares for the environment, and he's really friendly, and at the same time, Mathew is just sitting in class staring at the ceiling while he waits impatiently for the bell to ring so he can get out and hang with his friends at the mall, both very different, but they're both apocalypticans.
by Mr Reyes January 18, 2009
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Apocalypse Now is a movie based off the plot of the Joseph Conrad's 1902 novella "Heart of Darkness". The movie was directed by Francis Ford Coppola and stars Martin Sheen as Captain Benjamin L. Willard and Marlon Brando as Colonel Kurtz. Although the book was set in the Congo, the film was made into a Nam movie and was therefore set in Vietnam and Cambodia during the war. The basic plot is that Willard is sent up river to kill the rogue Colonel, who has been operating without orders and out of U.S. military control for some time. Both the book "Heart of Darkness" and the film "Apocalypse Now" are very symbollic and offer unique interpretations on several themes, but rather than try to discuss all of these you should really just read/watch the book/movie and keep an open mind.
"Apocalypse Now" is a pretty crazy movie that makes a lot more sense if you read "Heart of Darkness" First.
by Steve Martin February 1, 2007
Get the Apocalypse Now mug.A "Rectum Apocalypse" occurs when Satan emerges from ones anus to destroy the world. You can also describe an extroardinarily large dump as a rectum apocalypse, or an anal armageddon.
Teacher: "Billy, I told you that you had 3 minutes in the bathroom! You're 30 minutes late!"
Billy: "Sorry, Teach! I had the rectum apocalypse!"
Billy: "Sorry, Teach! I had the rectum apocalypse!"
by Matt Bonn October 4, 2006
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It's a Vietnam movie about Martin Sheen going on a mission to kill an insane Marlon Brando.
It's a Vietnam movie about Martin Sheen going on a mission to kill an insane Marlon Brando.
by Blake February 18, 2005
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I think I boned that zombie girl that lives in the dumpster behind Safeway. Talk about apocalypse goggles! Am I right?
by Pierre Fontanelle April 25, 2011
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Worse still, they experienced errors when they tried to play games offline, such as the deletion of trophy information and the resetting of dates back to 1/31/1999, akin to Y2K.
Worse still, they experienced errors when they tried to play games offline, such as the deletion of trophy information and the resetting of dates back to 1/31/1999, akin to Y2K.
Guy 1: Dude, I just got my PS3 and I'm about to play Heavy Rain! *starts game* ARRGH, IT'S NOT WORKING!!
Guy 2: Another victim claimed by the 2010 APOCALYPS3.
Guy 2: Another victim claimed by the 2010 APOCALYPS3.
by MGR0X February 28, 2010
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