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antasshole 

A theoretical over the counter medicine that relieves all symptoms of being an asshole. Moodiness, bitchiness, smugness, self righteousness, and arrogance all gone.

In theory the only permanent solution would require cyanide as the active ingredient.
Temporary solutions might include Thorazine, ACID, crack cocaine, or Valium as an active ingredient.

Extra strength antasshole recommended for bosses, politicians, women on their period, and other insufferable parasites.
Please take an antasshole and don't bother calling me in the morning, asshole.
antasshole by Poyfect September 9, 2018
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1. Anyone who wishes for the demise of BTS, harrasses the members, makes hate pages, and frowns when they hear of BTS's success.

2. A group of uncultured swines.
Wow, those Bts Antis must be shooketh and salty that Bts is gaining recognition. Haa
Bts Antis by Hoesock November 17, 2017

following.douma.antis 

One of the best friends you will have! I trust them with my life
Some random person: hey have you heard about the account following.douma.antis?

You: yes I have and I’m glad I do!!

Bumpin' Anoos 

Bumpin' Anoos is when one anus makes sexual contact with another anus. The art of bumpin' is a delicate matter of iron-clad dedication, preternatural precision, and flexible butt cheeks. You may hear that pop from afar.
Did you know that Richard Pryor and Marlon Brando were bumpin' anoos?

Bumpin' anoos is a young man's game.
Anosmia means having no sense of smell. If you have anosmia, you can't smell flowers, perfume, or home cooking, which can lead to sufferers becoming intensely depressed. There could be some advantages; when some diseased arsehole lets go a really poisonous fart you won't smell it, even though everyone else has tears in their eyes from trying not to puke. Similarly if you are stuck in a boring lecture next to someone whose BO is blistering the paintwork and has everyone else thinking that there's a malfunction in the sewage works you won't be bothered. On the whole, though, anosmia is pretty shit.
Malcolm suffers from anosmia, he must do, otherwise how does he live with himself?
Anosmia by Croatalin January 27, 2014

Antiserum 

The greatest trap artist in the entire world. Pairs nicely with Mayhem. Check him out on Soundcloud. Seriously.
Bro1: Dude did you listen to Trippy by Antiserum & Mayhem?
Bro2: Yeah man, I ejaculated when the bass dropped!
Antiserum by GriffinDelta September 15, 2013