A tiny town on the border of wisconsin and illinois that noone has ever heard of. its full of ugly people and drug addicts.. the schools are all old and the kids in the schools are bad influences. a lot of the kids' parents are on welfare, and try to look rich when they arent. a lot of corn and trees, not much to do. the movie theater had one movie running at a time.. closest city is gurnee (20 minutes away), pretty much the ghetto but white people who are ghetto. the guys tan a lot and whenever someone asks to go to the bathroom, their asking to go smoke basically. a lot of people skip classes. there are a lot of old people. and fat people. the hangout is walmart.. its pretty pathetic.. i wouldnt suggest living here its not a great place..
"Yo bro, leggo to Walmart!"
"OH YAY TIME TO SEE OLD FAT PEOPLE AND DRUG ADDICTS IN THE HORRIBLE ANTIOCH!"
by antiochsuckks January 19, 2013
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A Catholic church retreat centered around refocusing and gaining faith.
The retreat is directed mostly towards young adults and teens and aims to bring them back to the church and inspire them to be better people with better morals and treatment towards others.
Often a lifechanging experience.
The Antioch retreat really opened my eyes towards how awesome church really can be.
by BMI June 19, 2005
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A place where people get sucked into telling other people things that are none of their business to supposedly "feel better" about themselves, and by divulging said secrets that are by no means supposed to be told to anyone for embarressment prevention reasons, are supposedly to feel as if a weight has been lifted off their shoulders. To do this bullshit, waste every fucking Sunday night and piss off your friends costs you 50 bucks a meeting.
I like to take it in the ass (both literally and figuratively) from Priests at Antioch, and then drink some animal blood after I feel better about myself by being a fuckbag.
by better than andy October 29, 2003
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probably the weirdest place you will ever go.
Horace Mann: I feel funky today.
Horace Mann: I know.
Horace Mann: I'll make Antioch College.
by rageofmarat January 1, 2014
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Antioch a northern town in Illinois. The water comes out of the faucet brown, your neighbor's playing the banjo on his front porch. The lake isn't well... a lake, it's more muck then anything. Bugs are crawling everywhere I mean everywhere inside and outside. The weather is unbearable. The houses are in disrepair. The schools, well they're falling down as we speak. Antioch it's HICKTOWN!
Chicago Citizen:Hey guess what my brother just got back from college!

Antioch, IL. citizen: What? Whats college?
by Josh1320 January 16, 2008
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A small town around 45 minutes to an hour away from Chicago that most peoople don't know exist it has a nice town area but it only makes news when something bad times like two middel school teachers getting arested for pervetd reasons, a school starting on fire or a kid getting hit by a car . The lake is full of seaweed and muck not the best place to swim. Though it is nice in some areas it has a big drug problem most people don't know about recently there was a big drug bust involving 100's of people the towns population being around 13,000 many of the kids are wanna be ghetto. But it is a overall nice place
Chicago Citazian- whare is Antioch IL

Antioch Citazian- about a hour away
Cc- yeah I think I have heard of it

Ac- oh what you hear
Cc- two teachers getting arested for child porn and something like tat
Ac-yeah is got it problems the lakes shit but it's nice

Cc-ok then
by Uwishyouknew September 17, 2012
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A semi-ghetto school where all the ratchets sit on the stage in the cafeteria and twerk, rap,etc. 3/4's of the school are potheads. All the attractive guys are losers and all the attractive girls are sluts. Although this school is overpopulated is it really boring except occasionally seeing the ratchets twerk in the rain or catching people hot boxing the bathroom.
What school do you go to?

Antioch High, you know the school with all the potheads and sluts!

Is it fun?

Fuck yeah I get to fuck bitches and smoke weed
by nataweeezy November 22, 2013
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