Antelope High school

A school filled with emotional teenagers that’s don’t know how to solve problems but are great at creating them, along with guys who care very little about others and more about drugs or video games and girls who dress like hookers always trying to causes fights with random people they don’t even know.

1. Random idiot: I’m bored, let’s create a meme account about antelope high school and make people wanna kill themselves.
Another random idiot: Sure, let me just send you this video I’ve had forever that I’ve probably jerked off to a million times.

by Antelopeisntwhatyouthink May 21, 2019

antelope mudslide

Something horrendous

Maffew: Wrestling names - animal reference and a natural disaster
Jack: Mate I’ve got one straight away
Maffew: go ahead
Jack: antelope mudslide, that’s my wrestler name
Maffew: that sounds disgusting

Jack: that’s my version of the gorilla monsoon name
Maffew: you look so innocent and you come out with something like that
Jack: it’s probably on urban dictionary with something horrendous under it

by AntelopeMudslider November 14, 2020

Charging Antelope

When one gells his pubes into horns and rams one from behind

After MB embarrassed Billy, Billy then give the ginger a Charging Antelope that then turning them both gay

by GingersChokinMakesMeGoLOLOLOL September 8, 2009

three legged antelope

A laydown: the weakest of the pack.
Generally referring to a person drunk enough to start making some bad decisions. Generally precluded the following morning with the "walk of shame"

Did you hear about Lou last night? He totally took down that three legged antelope!

by blacklung April 21, 2009

retarded antelope

The antelope that just seems to do everything wrong ona wildlife show, and gets eaten as a result.

And here, we find the "retarded antelope", species dumbassus antelopus, which is about to have his ass handed to him by a lion.

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

Paint your butt white and go run with the antelope

A phrase to coerse somebody into doing what they're told.

Dad: "Son, go take out the trash"

Son: "No."

Dad: "Damn it, paint your butt white and go run with the antelope!"

by therapistfinder June 1, 2009

The Antelope Valley

A small city catering to the workers of Los Angeles and Edwards Air Force Base. A region that was hit right in the balls during the 2008 financial collapse, with home values plummeting 70% or more. The cities in the area have recovered and are now on par with the rest of middle class LA county. A really hot fucking place.

The Antelope Valley got hit right in the nuts in 2008.

by APersonFromCalifornia June 27, 2016