amphetamones

A drug produced by a stunninglee beautiful woman that intoxicates any level headed male into acting like a complete jackass.
Symptoms may include: randomness,spastic hyper abilities,a warm feeling in your chest,needlessly undertaking manual labor,spacing out,jonesing/withdrawl.

Mel! I don't know why I did or said that!...you?...you slipping me amphetamones or something?

by johnnie777 October 19, 2009

amphetamin

Speed taken in pill form once a day. Like a vitamin, but one that makes you think, move, and talk faster. Examples include Ritalin, Adderall, Caffeine, and Ephedrine. At one time humans obtained all the stimulation they needed from food, alcohol, and cocoa leaves. But in today's fast-paced culture, doctors recommend you take your amphetamins. (Adderall can even be chewed)

Bro: Dude, you all right? You take your amphetamins this morning? We gotta go blast our bis and tris at the gym in like five minutes. You better snort some; it'll hit you quicker.

Bro's Friend: Ok?

Bro: Sack up, Nancy. It's prescription.

by redbelt June 12, 2009

Amphetamarine

A person who is effected by drugs specifically amphetamines. Seen more with methamphetamine users. A person becomes an amphetamarine when they are over egar to help others in hopes they will be rewarded more drugs in thanks for their assistance.

Have u seen John? Yes i know that amphetamarine has been reporting for duty since Saturday he must have spent all his money already.

by Ratbagrell June 28, 2015

Amphetamine

A potent central nervous system stimulant that is very dangerous

These amphetamines make me want to do strange and sometimes disturbing things but it doesnt matter as it's a temporary reliever of depression and makes school bearable

by MyFleshIsAGhost March 16, 2019

Dutch Amphetamines

When one puts their mouth over anothers anus and as that person lets out a fart, the said person sucks it all up in one foul swoop not to miss any of the heavenly glory.

"After a big night on the grog i had a heap of rotten farts banked up so i gave the missus some dutch amphetamines.... she spewed all over my nuts!"

by Jonnymonster September 13, 2008

Amphetamining

the past tense of feigning; living larger than those who are feigning

I think Toby and Kylie are amphetamining, they must have got the kootz last night, thank god for that they are both cunts when they are feigning.

by Special Fucking K May 13, 2020

Amphetaminge

The chronic shrinkage of the male appendage after inducing amphetamines.

"I don't think I can tonight sweetheart, all the pills and speed have given me amphetaminge."

by Grinder's Gourmet January 27, 2010