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Amorphous Blob Relationship

To be in a relationship that is incapable of having a title and/or label
Person1: Are Charles and Liz a couple.....
Person2: No their in a Amorphous Blob Relationship.
Person1: That makes sense
by Hade5079 April 22, 2011
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Amorphous

Without a clearly defined shape or form.
Today's flat-panel displays use transistors made from rigid amorphous silicon to switch pixels on and off.
by cjaxschool September 7, 2012
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Amorphous

Amorphous: Someone who is beyond savage. A complete badass, yet not a complete asshole, who never gets caught.

Comes from the Greek "Amorphos" which means: shapeless or without boundaries.

A true amorphous has no boundaries, no limits. The boundaries society places on acceptable behavior are as meaningless as the speed limit, and the consequences for breaking though these boundaries are as avoidable as mall security.

Being an amorphous is not something you do. It's a way of life.
Example of an amorphous: The teacher handed Qwanzauke his graded exam. It was a D. "Fuck this" he said out loud. The teacher spun around. What did you just say!?

I said fuck this, professor Bitchface.

How would you like to get a suspension!?

How would you like suck my balls?

With that he pulled a lighter out of his pocket, lit the exam on fire, and dropped it in the ground. The teacher screamed and grabbed he fire extinguisher. Qwanzauke grabbed it out of her hands and proceeded to extinguish the entire class.

Then he ran outside and hot wired the car of the cop who had just ran into the building.

15 min later he was haulin ass down the interstate with half the cops in the county and several helicopters behind him.

He soon came to a bridge where he leaped out the passenger side window, over the edge, and free fell 100 feet into the water below.

He then climbed out of the water, hopped a passing freight train, and once it arrived at the Manhattan rail yard escaped the gaurds, stole motorcycle, and sped naked through the streets of NYC.

He then disappeared into the bowels of the city, popped up behind a ghetto ass thrift store, walked in naked, walked out in style, charmed a chick at a local bar into buying him a few beers, and with 15 mins of internet research and a library printer, counterfeited a train ticket to Vegas where he made a living scamming tourists.

Savage
by Qwanzauke May 25, 2016
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Aborphan

N. an aborted fetus, who, through the miracles of modern science, is brought to term. Only to live a life of despondence due to the knowledge of having been both aborted and orphaned.
you are ugly. and you are an aborphan
by King Sutton July 23, 2011
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Amorphexuals

You fool, you absolute uncultured cretin, of course a person as privileged and as rich as you would not know the true beauty of a person who claims to be Amorphexual, Amorphexuals are great people and I’m not surprised at all that such a person like you wouldn’t know, absolutely blasphemous.
You fool, you absolute uncultured cretin, of course a person as privileged and as rich as you would not know the true beauty of a person who claims to be Amorphexual, Amorphexuals are great people and I’m not surprised at all that such a person like you wouldn’t know, absolutely blasphemous.
by the most smart and correct November 3, 2020
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Adorphysical

The compelling urge to physically hug another person you adore or admire.
I can't help but feel adorphysical anytime she cooks me breakfast.
by CallumFoster February 22, 2019
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Amoreh

He’s always asking for shi, what an Amoreh
by Moe L. December 7, 2019
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