Amber Alert

When your significant other shits in the bed.

I went to make the bed this morning and there was an Amber alert.

by 5 Sack June 15, 2022

Amber Alert

When someone finds shit in their bed, they send out an Amber Alert, for everyone else to check theirs.

Johnny found shit in his bed, so he sent out an Amber Alert

by dketb May 11, 2022

Amber Alert

a feminine equivalent or synonym for red flag behaviors; a warning that you should not be or in any way, associate yourself with a particular person.

She is a pathological liar. Somebody should sound an amber alert for her boyfriend to break up with her.

by Dianesidhe May 26, 2022

Amber Alert

Something Johnny Depp would benefit from.

Johnny Depp needs an Amber Alert

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 3, 2022

Amber Alert

When someone goes missing at a party or social gathering presumably to have sex.

"Yo, where did Lauren go?"
"I don't know, I haven't seen her in hours."
"Oh, I think I saw her with Steve an hour ago."
"Uh Oh, Amber Alert! Amber Alert!"

by "John Walsh" November 5, 2009

amber alert

When you see that stripper from the club out in public..

Amber Alert! Three O'Clock from the Gold Club!

by Dog Boy February 16, 2008

Amber Alert

When you find a poop left in your bed by a significant other.

I woke up this morning and Jessica had left me an Amber Alert before packing her things and leaving me.

by Ur_moms_kryptonite April 27, 2022