"hand me the atstenchencord"
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A great female author who was born 1775. She has many obbsessed fans, unlike Twilight fans, these fans actually apreciate good litature. She writes a lot about family, mostly females. Some of her works include Pride and Prejudice, Mansfield Park, and Northanger Abbey.
English teachers have taken everything good out of this work and expect students to have the same missperceptions about the books as they do, thus making them despised by the mass of High Schoolers.
English teachers have taken everything good out of this work and expect students to have the same missperceptions about the books as they do, thus making them despised by the mass of High Schoolers.
*Sarah sitting in the coroner innocently reading Pride and prejudice by Jane Austen*
Twilight Fan: oooo Bella read that book! It must be good!
Sarah: Well while Stephanie Meyer makes her painful novel pass as literature by mentioning this book, some people actually read it. Bella is a shallow, unrealistic fictional character while all of Austen's characters and more life like than me!
Twilight Fan: Whaaaaattttt (said with much air)
Sarah: My point you illiterate imbecile!
Twilight Fan: oooo Bella read that book! It must be good!
Sarah: Well while Stephanie Meyer makes her painful novel pass as literature by mentioning this book, some people actually read it. Bella is a shallow, unrealistic fictional character while all of Austen's characters and more life like than me!
Twilight Fan: Whaaaaattttt (said with much air)
Sarah: My point you illiterate imbecile!
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Get the Alstonville High School mug.a last name. givin to members of a badass family. a name that is givin to at birth and earned by marriage. respectable. intimidating. a last name to be said with caution you never know who has the alston blood boilin in their vains. trash talking in the same sentence as alston someone will end up with a busted lip.(it wont be the alston)
ssshhh. ssshhh. here comes them Alstons. dont look them in the eye i heard they can see strait to your weakness and will us it againt you. look down. hurry!
by up2no.good21 March 1, 2009
Get the Alston mug.The Empire of Austenasia is a micronation based in Carshalton with eleven citizens and an army of over two dozen. Locally famous as a "quirky" independence movement, has been in the local Sutton Guardian paper twice as of July 2012 and its Prime Minister has been in meetings with the local MP Tom Brake.
"Why has that house got a strange flag flying over it?"
"It's the capital of Austenasia"
"Oh. Wait, what?"
"It's the capital of Austenasia"
"Oh. Wait, what?"
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