Alpine Skier

When a girl sits between two guys and simultaneously gives them a hand job.

During our flight back from Chicago Marie sat in the middle seat and gave Aaron and I an Alpine Skier.

by Tacotyme November 6, 2009

Alpine Skiing

A double handjob.
According to the song by Pansy Division...
"it takes 3 guys to do it right,
(they're gay, so could be 1 girl & 2 guys)
1 on the left and 1 on the right.
..just get your hands around two poles,
move 'em up and down in a steady motion"

Jim and I took Lisa "Alpine Skiing" and she was covered in "white" in no time.

You know those twins, Blaine and Blake? Well, when I saw the huge bulges in their pants I just had to take them to my room for some "Alpine Skiing" I could barely get my hands around their poles.

by BillShaite April 16, 2004

Alpine Row

Intercourse that consists of the female laying on her stomach while the man sits on her lower back facing the opposite way - thrusting his cock between her butt checks while using her legs as leverage (in a rowing position) .

He can't afford any more child support so he did the alpine row to her last night.

by Itapped March 2, 2016

jump aling

To act scared for no reason

Behaving scared on a regular basis; A paranoid person; to react to an encounter like a B•tch is to be a Jump aling.

by Transparent Perspective January 23, 2014

Alpine Screamer

While giving oral sex, open up pussy and scream as loud as possible. The shock waves emitted creates 100% orgasm

Guy #1: What did you guys do last night?
Guy #2: I took her out to dinner and brought her back home for a little Alpine Screamer.
Guy #1: Someone came last night

by Alpine Screamer March 13, 2011

aping

copying, as in "monkey see, monkey do"

I'm aping (Aaron) McGruder's style, so everyone will assume he's still on the job. For example, I read that he likes to use "N" words, so I'm using a bunch myself.

"Ninjas noodled nine nefarious neocons near Norway."

--FoxTrot (31-Mar-2006)

by jgw April 21, 2006

alpina

Luxury, in-house-out-house to BMW. Similar to AMG (Mercedes-Benz), Lister (Various), Tickford (Aston Martin), TWR (Jaguar mainly).

Alpina M3 rocks.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004