An alphonse is a pimp, a procurer. The word originated in Poland, because of a popular play by Alexander Dumas, the Younger called "Monsieur Alphonse". In many countries such as Denmark, Norway, and Poland the name is seldom used to name a baby. Please refer to Cassell's dictionary, or Wicktionary.
We ate alfresco in what turned out to a seedy part of town as our meal was always being interrupted by some alphonse, who wanted to parade his street walkers before us.
by Hugo Drax June 26, 2018
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Dude look that guy, he's such an Alphonse.
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Dude look that guy, he's such an Alphonse.
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by Jamie Eastes July 6, 2007
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She is an awesome person. She is so honest and trustworthy. People often wonder if she is actually real. How can someone be so funny, pretty and smart at the same time? She is so loyal and is such an amazing person. She is like the sun because she radiates light and good energy and stuff. She is so sweet and if she is ever mean to you then you prolly deserve it.
by honesty is the best policy!! November 19, 2022
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a loser time n time again
a monkey time n time again
curry fanatic time n time again
thinks she is "black" time n time
is def. a default time n time again
in conclusion/summary a
thendi/pavum
a monkey time n time again
curry fanatic time n time again
thinks she is "black" time n time
is def. a default time n time again
in conclusion/summary a
thendi/pavum
alphonsa. is a timeless loser.
i repeat a pavum or a thendi.
alphonsa. is unexpectedly an emphatic form of a "real loser", "total loser", and "complete loser"
i repeat a pavum or a thendi.
alphonsa. is unexpectedly an emphatic form of a "real loser", "total loser", and "complete loser"
by adfad December 14, 2008
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