the guy everybody wants to be around. outgoing. happy. never hated, always loved. easy to get along with, and strange at first
by pailph September 27, 2010
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When Jimbo noticed the little Alpha harassing an innocent woman, he knocked him to the ground and beat him to a bloody pulp.
by Jimbo December 10, 2004
Get the Alpha mug.A male person that is physically and mentally superior than most other males, making him a sexual target for females. The opposite of this would be a beta.
beta 1: Man I wish i could date that chick
beta 2: its too bad that she's with that alpha guy...i wish i was as buff as him
beta 2: its too bad that she's with that alpha guy...i wish i was as buff as him
by ekruor December 12, 2012
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Get the Alpha mug.an ironic term used to describe a peevish, quirky male in his mid-40s who is: either a virgin or close to it, hopelessly in love with a woman or women who never think about him sexually, a complete dork who is unable to communicate with women or anyone else in a non-awkward manner (and who is completely unaware of his awkwardness), yet is nonetheless endearing because of his heart of gold & propensity for loving large aquatic mammals.
Onlooker #1: "Hey look at that dork talking to that gorgeous babe!"
Onlooker #2: "Is she actually SMILING at him? I think she is. Wow."
Onlooker #1: "Yes, she has that look in her eyes like she is about to hug a puppy."
Onlooker #2: "Oh I get it... That dude's not just a dork. He's an Alpha."
Onlooker #1: "I think he's showing her a statuette of a humpback whale.. Yep. Definitely an Alpha."
Onlooker #2: "Is she actually SMILING at him? I think she is. Wow."
Onlooker #1: "Yes, she has that look in her eyes like she is about to hug a puppy."
Onlooker #2: "Oh I get it... That dude's not just a dork. He's an Alpha."
Onlooker #1: "I think he's showing her a statuette of a humpback whale.. Yep. Definitely an Alpha."
by Lilac Snitloch April 3, 2009
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