alpaca

the greatest animal that will dominate the world after we destroy ourselves .the alpacas will create underground chambers to survive in while we destroy humans and all minor species. while in these chambers.they will discover cold fusion and and engineer new species to live on the earth

the narwhal will asist the alpaca in their universal conquest starting with the earth

by jeby144 April 28, 2009

alpaca

a relitive to the Llama that has a tendency to be very pickey about the silkeyness of it's coat, likes expensive shampoo and african cheese.

I saw an Alpaca being sherred for it's silky coat, then washed with expensive shampoo, after,they fed it African cheese as an award for its good behavior.

by Claire April 25, 2005

alpacaness

1. The queen of the alpacas
2. Something to describe something better then you

Urban Dictionary's alpacaness is off the charts!

by D1xon_C1d3r April 7, 2017

alpaca

Slang term referring to the packing of a bowl of weedies. This is used when not wanting to be obvious of ones intentions.

Hey brosef, why don't you alpaca it up?

by palungus September 11, 2010

alpaca

A wool bearing llama with big teeth.

Alpaca..........Alpaca you'r bag's in a second if you don't shutup!

by Annaliese May 3, 2005

alpaca

the second coolest person in the universe

"look,there is the mighty alpaca."
"where?"
"in the shadow of the danzil"

by danzil November 29, 2003

alpaca

an alpaca is a smaller version of a llama. they are fuzzier and they more likly to be hunted for they have more fur. according to my Hero alpacas are so better than llamas which is not true. Llama's can spit! in your face! kangaroos are cool cause they can HOP

Dude my llama is so cooler than your alpaca he can spit.

by inyourfaceAmanda! May 13, 2005