by SqableNock24 August 14, 2021
A green scaly reptile with sharp teeth and spikes similar to a crocodile native to North America and China, that lives in swamps and brackish streams from Florida in the South to North Carolina in the North and, more recently, Southeastern Virginia in the Great Dismal Swamp near Virginia Beach. The alligator is also my favorite animal. I have a plush green alligator named Leah and several Lego alligator mini-figures. Alligators are a common theme among Mardi Gras souvenirs and somewhat synonymous with the state of Florida, although they are a common staple and mentioned often in Louisiana culture too. A man known as Tommy Woodward stood on the edge of a pond outside a restaurant in Texas and swore at alligators; thereafter jumping in the water before disappearing. Smart people avoid swimming in water where alligators live, though alligators very rarely attack people unprovoked. Still, it's always best to be safe.
Charlie: Hey, Bill, that pond looks sweet and it's so hot; I think I'll go for a swim!
Bill: No man, don't do that, there's an alligator in that pond!
Charlie: Oh thanks man, I thought it was a floating log.
Bill: No man, don't do that, there's an alligator in that pond!
Charlie: Oh thanks man, I thought it was a floating log.
by Alligator King June 13, 2021
A house painter's term for a painted surface that has a pattern of heavy cracks in it, resembling alligator skin.
by Cranky Mommy June 01, 2007
When a penis is inserted into a vagina and the male wraps is arms and legs around the female and says "I've got AIDS" and then procedes to roll around.
by Ranger rotc October 27, 2007
by Van Wampler February 04, 2009
by Maisu Danim February 20, 2010
When two females engage in the act of scissoring and lock arms and one female takes dominance and rolls like an alligator killing a gazel
Sam totally alligatored me lastnight, shit was wild
Alligatoring is such a workout, leaves me limping around after everytime
Alligatoring is such a workout, leaves me limping around after everytime
by Sammisosaa September 06, 2018