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When someone is taking a shit and holds toilet paper under their ass and catches their shit and puts it in the toilet to prevent spashing or noise.
I was at this MILFS house trying to get her to dump em out but I had to shit, so I alley-ooped it.
by Waylonjeggings April 11, 2026
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Alley-Oop-Pee-Mud-Slam

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When one person throws up pee-mud into the air and another catches the pee-mud and slams it on the victim's neck.
I'm pissed at you and Colin for Alley-Oop-Pee-Mud-Slamming me yesterday!
by username173 October 2, 2018
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cum alley-oop

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when you jizz on a chick's hand and she slaps herself in the face with it. analogy comes from the basketball play of the same name. see also: cumshot, cum shot
your mom jerked me off last night and when i busted all over her hand she alley-ooped that shit like steve nash to amare stoudamire! TWO POINTS BIATCH!
by Tim April 9, 2005
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A spoken exchange in which one person intentionally sets up a potential or partial joke or insult for another person to complete by finishing said joke or insult.

These jokes or insults may be considered "low-hanging fruit" to outsiders, and may appear to be insensitive to non-participants. However, since these exchanges are usually completed by close friends, and could sometimes be considered a form of inside joke, they are usually facetious in nature. The initiator of the exchange often intends for the joke to be self-deprecating and may initiate a verbal alley-oop in a group setting to break tension or introduce some levity to the environment by joking about himself through a friend.
Guy 1: "Man, why can't this sandwich just make itself?"
Guy 2: "Probably because you don't have a girlfriend."
Guy 1: "Verbal Alley-oop completed... Nicely done."
by Doctr_Watson February 6, 2014
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Dunkadelic Alley-Oop

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Is a basketball play where the ball is thrown towards the rim by one player and another player jumps to catch it and dunk it before touching the floor. A basketball slang term given to the sickest alley-oop dunks.
Allen Iverson threw 2 sick Dunkadelic Alley-Oop's, one to Andre Iguodala and the other to Chris Webber last night. During the 2005 All-Star game Vince Carter threw himself a rediculous Dunkadelic Alley-Oop that was the play of the game.
by Derrick E. Vaughan March 28, 2005
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Baseball Alley Oop

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Performed standing or lying on ones back as a male. You start masturbating with tissues next to you. Then you cum. As it's flying through the air you grab a tissue and try to catch it on the way down. Extra points if you use the same hand you were masturbating with. Extra points if you leave out the tissues and catch it in yours/a loved ones mouth.
Me: I'm bored of normal masturbating
Friend: You should try the Baseball Alley Oop
by weird sex scenarios December 3, 2019
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An attempt at an alley oop in which the supposed dunker does not attempt to complete the play
...and Georgia Tech pulls the alley-oops
by mariobowser March 19, 2010
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