FarmVille Alarm

A FarmVille Alarm is the mental timer inside your head which invariably causes you to drop whatever you are doing and run to your computer so that you can harvest your latest batch of crops. This reaction is completely compulsory and beyond voluntary control.

Minister: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife.
Me: Do you hear that? It's my FarmVille alarm. Gotta find some wifi before my shit wilts!

by bennthewolfe October 2, 2009

Ellenville Alarm Clock

When an individual looses consciousness after a long night of drinking alcoholic beverages and his friend uses flatulence in the general vicinity of the facial region to wake said individual up from his alcohol induced slumber.

Nick drank too much Lvivske with Jamie and Melania at the CYM bar last night, so Adrian had to give him an Ellenville Alarm Clock to wake him up.

by Mohila July 28, 2012

Modafinil alarm clock

Modafinil alarm clock is when you take 200mg of Modafinil the morning before, like around 8am. Then the main effects lasts 12 hours. You stay awake and alert. Then there's about 100mg left in your body at 8pm. You go to sleep at midnight, and instead of usually waking up at 8pm, you wake up at 5am feeling refreshed. Basically, you wake up earlier and only sleep 5 hours. Then 8 hours the next day. Then 11 hours the next day (to catch up on sleep) then back to 8 hours. If you try another Modafinil the next week, you will only sleep 5 hours the first night.

Another way Modafinil alarm clock can work is by setting up an alarm to wake up an hour before the time you want. Let's say you slept at midnight and need to wake up at 6am to get ready to leave at 8am. You set the alarm clock for 5am. You wake up groggy, drink water from a water bottle and take 200mg of Modafinil. You go back to sleep. You wake up at 5:30am or 6:00am feeling alert, refreshed, and energized. You brush your teeth, make breakfast, put on clothes, take medication (if it applies), and skip the coffee and grab some stuff and then leave and buy a soda. Modafinil is the coffee of the future!

I woke up at 8am. I took 200mg Modafinil yesterday. I stayed up during the day awake and alert and energized. I slept 5 hours and woke up at 5am feeling refreshed and energized. Taking Modafinil is better than drinking loads of coffee. Thanks Modafinil alarm clock!

I woke up to my alarm clock all groggy at 5am. I took 200mg of Modafinil. I went to bed and woke up at 6am alert, awake, and energized. This is better than caffeine. I don't need crappy no good coffee. Thanks Modafinil alarm clock!

by HawaiianPunch1 January 11, 2022

alarm clock anxiety

when you know you have to get up at a certain time, but can't fall asleep to begin with, and you keep looking at the clock.

i was up all night with alarm clock anxiety, cuz i didn't want to sleep in and miss my job interview.

by ric_IH August 16, 2008

Alara

Alara is a female name. She's caring, cute, funny, and smart. She has beautiful eyes most of the time. Alara is the kind of person that wants everyone to be happy and successful. She'll be a great friend when you get to know her.

Bruh, i think Alara is a great person!

by funnytaytay2358 April 20, 2017

nigger alarm

The bass vibrations of a nigger song from an ostentatious car stereo system. The rest of the song cannot be heard, but the bass alerts nearby white people, whether in their cars or at home, that a nigger is in the vicinity.

Also works for wiggers.

"Honey, why are the windows shaking?"
"Uh oh, it's a nigger alarm, better load the shotgun."

by Murry D. November 27, 2007

alara

Alara is a nice and loving girl. She is a over thinker. She always expects the worse to happen. She is a trustworthy person. She is kind. She has had many hardships in life caused by in consideration of others. She is a funny person. She is bipolar witch means she can go from being completely happy to being rlly depressed. Alara is someone that you don't wanna let go of. Alara is a Grammy award & if you have her in your life you won a award bbg. Alara is going to fight foe what she believes is right. So yaw best believe she will fight for you if you are friends with her.

Alara she is so amazing she Is over over thinker

by whoyouexpecwhoyouexpectmaddie January 5, 2019