fettuccine Alfredo

When you cum in a girl, and keep fucking her until your dick is floppy and soft. Like a spaghetti.

Jon: "I totally fettuccine alfredo'd my girl last night!"

by Patoat August 10, 2016

Alfreton

Alfreton (Often for short) is a rural Derbyshire town which is located 20-30 minutes away from Derby. In this town you'll find all sorts of people, from the classic football hooligan to the revolutionary 21st century roadman (hard men who patrol the streets) which is probably typical all around the UK, so nothing new to see there. The town has some what of a decent aesthetic for a British midland town, not too trampy for what it is, maybe needs a clean up though seeing that there are various new estates being built and the only way for them to get filled is if that they enjoy the surrounding area as well.

If you ever come to Often there are a few places you might want to pop into, Pizza Delight (yes m8) is a great place to go, 10/10 chips, or if you're fancying a fish & chips then pop into Mario's as they have decent prices. Also you should pop into the Victoria Inn (Vic for short) as there is a great atmosphere and probably the best pub in Often.

When going to Often just beware of the druggies and the hard men like Jamie West (Even though he lives in Riddings) and Joe Harriman who'll smack you up good as they're hench as fuck and will 'one bomb' you like the Paris bombings.

Love ya'll hope you visit xxxx

"Wanna get a bus from Alfreton to Derby"
"Alfreton lot vs Swanick lot"
"Alfreton is trampy as fuck"
"Thank God that pedo teacher doesn't go to that Alfreton school anymore"
"Often mafia"
"Don't go to inside the wooden kids box at Alfreton park as two individuals have done sexual activities in there"
"Wanna go Alfreton Maccies?"
"JH has some nice Often tits"

by Often Nonce October 16, 2019

Luis Alfredo

Luis Alfredo is a very nice person. He will treat you amazingly, but is scared to share his feelings to people. He thinks he will get judged, even though he won’t, and he will push very special people away from him and not notice. If you are a Luis Alfredo, don’t be scared to take risks and tell people how you truly feel. Specially those who have been there for you and have shown their love for you. Live life to the fullest, there’s time for everything. The love and the fun. Know how to balance those two.

“Luis Alfredo is a very special person to me but he doesn’t show it back”

“Luis Alfredo is cute”

by baby193901 September 8, 2020

Passolini Alfredo

A phrase used to pass on an offering such as an invitation or a gift.

Pronounced pass-o-lee-nee al-fray-doe

Person 1: You wanna go listen to a bird chirp outside?
Person 2: thanks but I’m gonna passolini alfredo

by mattypVA October 13, 2022

Shrimp Alfredo

When her pussy is creamy and he has a shrimp dick, they make shrimp Alfredo.

They fucked in the skate world bathroom and made shrimp Alfredo.

by Down bad lorain February 11, 2021

Alfredo Rodriguez

An Alcoholic man whore who drives a lifted lb7 four door short bed that his favorite saying is "four doors for more whores " he has a leach penis. but he still pulls hoes cause hes a fuck boy another one of his gay ass lines is "roalin coal and pullin hoes" HE HAS A DICK HEAD FRIEND NAMED TEEGAN

YOUR ACTING LIKE A ALFREDO RODRIGUEZ

by LB7 dickhead January 10, 2019

Alfredo’s curse

Experiencing a series of bad luck.

Shit I keep getting killed in ludo, i have alfredo’s curse

by D.wnklr May 6, 2020